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Holy F**king Sh*T! Mars Rover is Tits Up!

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Sharon (MochaSkyChick) was tits up last Saturday night after she got thrown off the mechanical bull. Katie, on the other hand, performed a fairly stylish dismount.



LOL! :D Ugh...I don't recall such things. I remember riding it like I owned it! :D (I'm so bad at tellin a lie)

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Zarza R[red

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I like Charlie Foxtrot, myself...

See now, if I had designed it, the wheels would be able to rotate to whatever side it landed on, and all the mechanical doohickies would be in a gyroscope, so that no matter which way the outside got flipped, the insides, including the camera, would be right-side up. And for $410 MM, you better be damn sure they could've designed it like that!

Damn, I'm good.



Does NASA have your number? :D:D



never pull low......unless you are

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if I had designed it, the wheels would be able to rotate to whatever side it landed on, and all the mechanical doohickies would be in a gyroscope, so that no matter which way the outside got flipped, the insides, including the camera, would be right-side up. And for $410 MM, you better be damn sure they could've designed it like that!


Why not design it in a sphere? With little suckers on it's body, so it could make it up hill? (or is that a gyroscope? I have had a long, long day, so my brain is fried...). Has anyone seen those sea urchins which can cover a sea floor, and move against the current? Like that. Or may be a giant slinky. That way, it would not have bounced, but slunk over the landscape....

Personally, though, I think this proves martians exist. They just came over and tipped it on it's side, like in the riots and stuff. They didn't like getting invaded.

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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That facial expression would make the perfect MasterCard ad.

Rover - $400 million
Rocket - $500 million
R&D - $3 billion
The look on your face as you make it ride over a rock, tip over and break - Priceless!

:D:D:D

Actually, I believe the thing is completely autonomous. It would take several minutes for light to reach the rover on Mars and the signal would be so weak and incoherent that it would be useless. It's possible to send pictures because you can take a long time sending them. It's not possible to send a continuous control signal.

The problem of not having the rover go belly up is a very difficult problem in artificial intelligence called autonomous motion.

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Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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You're not the only ones who had a mars lander go TUGO (tits up game over) the British/european one didn't even make it to the surface. speculated reason was its parachute didnt open :S Remind me never to buy a british/european parachute lol [:/]B|

Would u mind if I had a few of them jump tickets...and can I trade a few of mine in for a new custom Odyssey & a nice Sabre2? B|:ph34r:

russ

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