jtval 0 #51 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteGifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. No thanks!! Thats just too damn big. Sex should be fun, not painful. Someone at the seminar asked him that. He said "I don't have to use it ALL." HAHAHAH! so how much did you take ,james?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #52 January 22, 2004 I notice he's wearing a wedding band. Didn't know he was married. Was his wife there? AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #53 January 22, 2004 That man has gotten more ass than a public toilet seat.... Bow down to Ron!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #54 January 22, 2004 QuoteNIIICE! So, what's average, anyway? 6? Naaaa... Since this is the internet, the average is 8 1/2... lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #55 January 22, 2004 QuoteSince this is the internet, the average is 8 1/2... lmao Still too big!! I had a BF once that i begged to get a penis reduction surgery...big is not always best... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #56 January 22, 2004 Less than six inches. http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles155.html A study by Lifestyles Condom Co. shows that the average length of a male sex organ is 5.877 inches — which might comfort men who previously thought they were less than average. "The Kinsey Sex Report and other penis size surveys have indicated that the length of the penis is 6.2 to 6.4 inches," says Simon Joseph, a spokesman for Lifestyles. "Our results show that about three-quarters of men fall under the average quoted by Kinsey." "A half-inch or less might not have anything to do with how you perform sexually, but it might make a difference in how you feel about yourself." According to the survey, about two-thirds of the 300 college-aged men ranged from between 5.1 and 6.2 inches. This is the actual size of a Starbucks grande coffee. Please note that a grande is actually a medium. A vente is the large size. (ABCNEWS.com) For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended). When Alfred Kinsey did his groundbreaking research in the mid-1940s, researchers simply gave men stamped postcards. Each one simply held a postcard against his erect penis, marked how long it was, and slipped the results in the mail. "They never had to hold a ruler against themselves," says Kinsey spokesman Jennifer Bass. Measuring an erect penis is no easy matter. Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, and various urology groups have been satisfied with either letting the men do it themselves or with surveys of a few dozen volunteers. But condom companies need more accurate measurements for the best-fitting products — even if sex experts assure us that size doesn't matter. Lifestyles says it did the largest and most accurate measure of penis size ever just three weeks ago. Company representatives went to Cancun, Mexico, at the heart of spring break, hoping to get 1,000 guys to drop their trousers, get aroused, and let a team of nurses measure them individually. The guys got to go into a private tent outside Daddy Rock nightclub, where they found girlie magazines and other items to put them in the mood. Then came the doctor and two nurses. Each penis was measured by two of the four nurses. "It was a highly professional operation," said Dr. Francisco Ordonez, who supervised the research. "The nurses wore disposable latex gloves and the men were all good-humored and well-behaved." It's amazing what some college guys on spring break will do for some free T-shirts, condoms and other prizes. The researchers thought holding the testing in such an environment, where guys tended to cluster in bunches, would help get true variety. "In other tests, guys responded individually, and perhaps only guys who were proud of their penis size would respond," says Joseph. "In this test, we thought peer pressure would help coax guys who wouldn't ordinarily do such a thing into doing it." Still, when it came time for measuring, about 25 percent of the guys weren't up to the job and had to face a little humiliation in the name of science. Ordonez and his team had to be satisfied with 300 respondents. That's far fewer than they hoped for. But it's nearly twice as many as a similar study in Brazil last year, which had similar results. The Importance of Girth "It's absolutely important that we have the best information to make the best-fitting condom," said Carol Carrozza, Lifestyle's vice president of marketing. "If a condom is too tight, it constricts circulation. It's uncomfortable, and it reduces sensitivity. If it's too loose, that's dangerous." Carrozza says the circumference of the penis — otherwise referred to as girth — is often more important than length when new condom sizes are considered. "Because of the way condoms unroll, it's really not the case that they are not long enough." According to the study, the average erect penis had a girth of 4.972 inches. About 75 percent of men were between 4.5 and 5.5 inches. "We already have a larger condom," says Carrozza. "What our research shows is that 17 percent of erections measured under 4.5 inches, and there might be a market for that." Of course, once again, the frail male ego comes into play, and while condoms come in large, studded, ribbed and flavored varieties, you don't see small or petite or narrow models. We'll just have to see what kind of circumlocution the marketing folks come up with. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #57 January 22, 2004 Thanks! That was a great article! So, guys, would you be comfortable if your SO had those nurses' job? I think it would probably be fascinating getting to see all the variety among guys at the peak of their physical/sexual health... in the name of science, of course. (please note, the operative verb above was 'see', no other verbs were used or implied) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #58 January 22, 2004 FYI-- I have a nine inch penis....but its spaghetti thin. noone taught me to masterbate so when I was learning, I did it like this (rubs hands together in front of crotch) You really need the visual for this joke to work EDIT: my last G/F was a nurse...I'm proud to say she said I have a pretty one! LOL BTW- they( those particular nurses) call it BCS- bananna curve syndromeMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #59 January 22, 2004 Quotenoone taught me to masterbate so when I was learning, I did it like this (rubs hands together in front of crotch) Is someone supposed to teach you?? I thought we all just kinda figured it out on our own?? By the way, thanks for the enlightening information. Not exactly what I was asking for, maybe a bit too much info, but thanks just the same. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #60 January 22, 2004 Quotethey( those particular nurses) call it BCS- bananna curve syndrome It's known as a "Throckmorton" in medical terms. The issue is whether it is a positive or a negative Throckmorton. You can tell the difference. A positive Throckmorton leans towards pathology. A negative Throckmorton leans away from pathology. For you, a positive Throckmorton would point towards your brain. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #61 January 22, 2004 Quotemy last G/F was a nurse...I'm proud to say she said I have a pretty one! LOL What did you expect! Just because she was polite and well raised doesnt mean.... By the way, JT, do you have nakid pics of that ex nurse GF? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #62 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteGifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. No thanks!! Thats just too damn big. Sex should be fun, not painful. I would run away screaming... How do the female 'actresses' take it? I mean, that thing would scramble any normal woman's cervix and parts beyond. Ouch!! (Actually, more like AAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!) LMAO!!! (...and to think that I almost missed this thread) At almost 10 inches...he'd break ME in two. You know, I agree that there is such a thing as too big. (Ouch!) Yet, it is nice when the man is ever so slightly beyond average "downstairs". Also, length alone is not as important as the length/girth combo. Anyway, I do not have tons of experience with many men, so what do I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #63 January 22, 2004 QuoteAlso, length alone is not as important as the length/girth combo. So now we have to lie about our lenght AND our girth????? this is getting complicated....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #64 January 22, 2004 I suppose the new pickup line should be, "I'm sorry. I've only got six inches. But some women like it that thick." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #65 January 22, 2004 Quote But some women like it that thick." Oh, I just now read parts of your article that mentioned girth. LMAO!!! I was mentioning it on my own without having read that article about girth. Well, there ya go! Edited: LMAO at the article...I've never heard men's penis sizes compared to chocolate ("Sometimes you feel like a nut., sometimes you don't...") or Starbuck coffee cup sizes! OMG! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #66 January 22, 2004 QuoteFYI-- I have a nine inch penis....but its spaghetti thin. noone taught me to masterbate so when I was learning, I did it like this (rubs hands together in front of crotch) You really need the visual for this joke to work Hmm, you mean like playing with Playdoh??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KawiZX900 0 #67 January 23, 2004 no didn't know that. but in the NAVY we were watching a porno, and the shot started with some mook runnin a weepy young bewatchka and this kid goes "OHHHHH That's Ron Jeremy" and the whole room fell silent, and this black dude was like.... "excuse me, but you just identified that man by his penis. Theres something inherently wrong with that." that guy caught Hell for some time. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #68 January 23, 2004 I'm lovin' the new avatar! Like for real......!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MochaSkyChick 0 #69 January 23, 2004 Quotenoone taught me to masterbate so when I was learning, I did it like this (rubs hands together in front of crotch) Mental note to self: Don't shake hands with J.T. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #70 January 23, 2004 QuoteI'm lovin' the new avatar! Like for real......! Thanks, JP. (Well, unless that was sarcastic)... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #71 January 23, 2004 rebecca, I grew up listening to junk like "thriller" and "Beat it" in retrospect I think that was like porn music geared towards young boys...BEAT IT was supposed to teach me...But I didnt listen to the lyrics.... ( ok I know that was dumb but I was working on the Compu ALL FRIGGIN night. gotta gimme one) Lawrocket...actually its known as the DIRKDIGLER MINE POINTS WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT IT TO! most of the time its right at 6:30 (think about that for a minute) REMSTER, I may....then Again I may not she is a pretty woman. you'd get some miles from a pic of her. I think th ASPCA has a law againgst me doing that though SHOTGUN, EXACTLY LIKE THE PLAYDOH FUN FACTORY SHARON, ...TOO LATEMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Remster 30 #63 January 22, 2004 QuoteAlso, length alone is not as important as the length/girth combo. So now we have to lie about our lenght AND our girth????? this is getting complicated....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #64 January 22, 2004 I suppose the new pickup line should be, "I'm sorry. I've only got six inches. But some women like it that thick." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #65 January 22, 2004 Quote But some women like it that thick." Oh, I just now read parts of your article that mentioned girth. LMAO!!! I was mentioning it on my own without having read that article about girth. Well, there ya go! Edited: LMAO at the article...I've never heard men's penis sizes compared to chocolate ("Sometimes you feel like a nut., sometimes you don't...") or Starbuck coffee cup sizes! OMG! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #66 January 22, 2004 QuoteFYI-- I have a nine inch penis....but its spaghetti thin. noone taught me to masterbate so when I was learning, I did it like this (rubs hands together in front of crotch) You really need the visual for this joke to work Hmm, you mean like playing with Playdoh??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #67 January 23, 2004 no didn't know that. but in the NAVY we were watching a porno, and the shot started with some mook runnin a weepy young bewatchka and this kid goes "OHHHHH That's Ron Jeremy" and the whole room fell silent, and this black dude was like.... "excuse me, but you just identified that man by his penis. Theres something inherently wrong with that." that guy caught Hell for some time. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #68 January 23, 2004 I'm lovin' the new avatar! Like for real......!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #69 January 23, 2004 Quotenoone taught me to masterbate so when I was learning, I did it like this (rubs hands together in front of crotch) Mental note to self: Don't shake hands with J.T. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #70 January 23, 2004 QuoteI'm lovin' the new avatar! Like for real......! Thanks, JP. (Well, unless that was sarcastic)... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #71 January 23, 2004 rebecca, I grew up listening to junk like "thriller" and "Beat it" in retrospect I think that was like porn music geared towards young boys...BEAT IT was supposed to teach me...But I didnt listen to the lyrics.... ( ok I know that was dumb but I was working on the Compu ALL FRIGGIN night. gotta gimme one) Lawrocket...actually its known as the DIRKDIGLER MINE POINTS WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT IT TO! most of the time its right at 6:30 (think about that for a minute) REMSTER, I may....then Again I may not she is a pretty woman. you'd get some miles from a pic of her. I think th ASPCA has a law againgst me doing that though SHOTGUN, EXACTLY LIKE THE PLAYDOH FUN FACTORY SHARON, ...TOO LATEMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
