WrongWay 0 #26 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteHold your tongue or lose it, boozehag. Nothin but love for ya sunny, we should go into the business together!! "Midget Skydiver Love on Mars OMG, i forgot about the midget porn stuff. We gotta get tracy in on the business too. Huh? Who's Tracy? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #27 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteHave you not heard - he is on a reality TV show this season. No, I hadn't heard. But that begs the question: "is Clownburner on the reality show too?" Ciels- Michele I don't know about Clownburner, but he is on the show with Tammy Faye Baker-whatever her new last name is. This may be the reality show I watch. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 January 22, 2004 QuoteHuh? Who's Tracy? She's gonna kick your ass for not remembering her. She's the chick we were jumping with at SDC. Ooh, you're in so much trouble.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #29 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteHuh? Who's Tracy? She's gonna kick your ass for not remembering her. She's the chick we were jumping with at SDC. Ooh, you're in so much trouble.... Huh? We didn't jump with any chick at SDC. We jumped with Mike and (I think) John, and we did that 4 way that you were the only girl on, and then I jumped with Bill a lot and one other guy. Are you talking about one the girl out eating with you, me, Lolie, eeneR, and that one guy (who was cool btw) whose name I can't think of at the moment?? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #30 January 22, 2004 Watch out for "reach arounds" May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #31 January 22, 2004 QuoteYou see, if a gorgeous guy is getting some hot woman, you think "it figures." But when the Hedgehog gets laid, it gives hope to ALL men. Does this mean now you're feeling hopeful too I can't believe nobody said it yet Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #32 January 22, 2004 Quote Where'd you meet him? That doesn't look like the inside of a porn shop. He was doing a lecture on "Pornography and the Law" at a local university, and I managed to get myself a ticket. He had some other useful info as well. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #33 January 22, 2004 QuoteHe had some other useful info as well. Such as?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #34 January 22, 2004 AGH! That is so cool!! I love Ron Jeremy! (In Boondock Saints - I haven't seen any of his earlier work) I heard he's a really nice, genuine guy. I wish he would nail Tammy Faye on that show. That would be funny. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #35 January 22, 2004 He did good in the Boondock Saints... You have to see his earlier "works" though, I'm sure you'd like them.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #36 January 22, 2004 One of my buddies in law school was truly excited when he met RJ at, of all places, Disneyland. A couple of years ago, RJ was on "The Weakest Link" and apparently did quite well. Stuart (my buddy) explained that Ron Jeremy has a Master's in Special Education and is bright and articulate. Ugly as a mud fence, but "gifted" in a certain place. I wouldn't shake hands with him, though. Ewww.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #37 January 22, 2004 Quote Ugly as a mud fence, but "gifted" in a certain place. Gifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #38 January 22, 2004 QuoteGifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. No thanks!! Thats just too damn big. Sex should be fun, not painful. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #39 January 22, 2004 QuoteHe's actually a really intelligent and funny guy too. He pointed out that one of the reasons he is so successful in porn (having made more than 2,000 movies) is that he's really ugly. You see, if a gorgeous guy is getting some hot woman, you think "it figures." But when the Hedgehog gets laid, it gives hope to ALL men Hmmm, I just don't Know. Your logic makes perfect sense, but there is just something screaming out that this is terribly, terribly wrong. I kinda feel bad for all those poor sluts who had to do the nasty with that guy....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #40 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteGifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. No thanks!! Thats just too damn big. Sex should be fun, not painful. I would run away screaming... How do the female 'actresses' take it? I mean, that thing would scramble any normal woman's cervix and parts beyond. Ouch!! (Actually, more like AAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #41 January 22, 2004 Damn, he's the man with a big dick! Way to go, nice snap shot. Wish I could have been there to get one too! Snapshot that isTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #42 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteGifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. No thanks!! Thats just too damn big. Sex should be fun, not painful. Damn... I have to agree here sunshine, fun not painful!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #43 January 22, 2004 QuoteNo thanks!! Thats just too damn big. Sex should be fun, not painful. Uh oh.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 January 22, 2004 Quit following me!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #45 January 22, 2004 QuoteGifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. That's just disturbing PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #46 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteHave you not heard - he is on a reality TV show this season. No, I hadn't heard. But that begs the question: "is Clownburner on the reality show too?" Ciels- Michele Yes miche, James IS in the reality show. its a show kinda like queer eye for the str8 guy! its called "bend over James Ron loves you"My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #47 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteGifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. No thanks!! Thats just too damn big. Sex should be fun, not painful. Damn. I'm crushed. I mean, I know I never really had a chance in the first place, but that just sealed it. It sucks to be too big. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #48 January 22, 2004 QuoteYes miche, James IS in the reality show. its a show kinda like queer eye for the str8 guy! its called "bend over James Ron loves you" I told him to watch out for the "reach arounds".May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #49 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteGifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. No thanks!! Thats just too damn big. Sex should be fun, not painful. Someone at the seminar asked him that. He said "I don't have to use it ALL." 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #50 January 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteGifted to the tune of 9 & 3/4 inches, according to a friend of mine who knows such things. No thanks!! Thats just too damn big. Sex should be fun, not painful. Someone at the seminar asked him that. He said "I don't have to use it ALL." NIIICE! So, what's average, anyway? 6? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
