lemonjelly 0 #1 January 23, 2004 Your parents are there, Your in laws are there, Your boss and his wife are there, The vicar and his wife are there, You're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening > Then in walks the dog...................************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pia 0 #2 January 23, 2004 OMG **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #3 January 23, 2004 LOL. Thats a good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #4 January 23, 2004 And you thought your mum finding your porno mags was bad************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #5 January 23, 2004 QuoteAnd you thought your mum finding your porno mags was bad ----------------------------------- how about your mom waliking in on u looking at porn on the net when your 15Thats embarasing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #6 January 23, 2004 I once walked in the bathroom when my dad was in the middle of a shite************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #7 January 23, 2004 QuoteI once walked in the bathroom when my dad was in the middle of a shite ---------------------------------- lol, but I still think i got u I walked in on my parents having sex when i was 10. I was confused as to why dad was tackling mom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #8 January 23, 2004 seen it.. dig deeper... still funny though. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #9 January 23, 2004 lol, but I still think i got u I walked in on my parents having sex when i was 10. I was confused as to why dad was tackling mom. ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐ were they crying out each others names LoL hope it was the missionary, can you imagine if they were at it 'doggy style'************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pia 0 #10 January 23, 2004 QuoteI once walked in the bathroom when my dad was in the middle of a shite It could have been worse **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #11 January 23, 2004 It could have been worse ---------------------------- No it couldn't, it was stinkin something rotten************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #12 January 23, 2004 Quotehope it was the missionary, can you imagine if they were at it 'doggy style' Yup....I think I'm gonna go poke out my minds eye now PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #13 January 23, 2004 Hahaha thats funny as hell!!! I actually laughed out loud!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #14 January 23, 2004 It could have been worse.... you could have been tickling the pickle.... HA LOL!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #15 January 23, 2004 If you brighten at leat one persons day, every day, then it's really worth getting out of bed in the morninBlue skies my brother************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #16 January 23, 2004 Funny you should mention that. I walked in on my parents when I was like 15 or so....and they were both facing the same direction. Talk about an image that just will not go away. All I needed was some asprin, I had the worst headache, no one answered my knocking on the door, I figured they wre asleep.................. THE HORROR THE HORROR Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #17 January 23, 2004 the part that I was gonna hold back wass that his ass was too big for the pot, so when I walked in, he had one foot on each side of the bowl and was squatting there, talk about an ingrained image. My only consolation was that he wasn't dropping a "barnes walllis" at the time************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #18 January 23, 2004 Quote barnes walllis Cool - never heard that phrase before.... (the inventor of the bouncing bomb (of dambusters fame) for those non-historyphiles). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #19 January 23, 2004 QuoteIf you brighten at leat one persons day, every day, then it's really worth getting out of bed in the morninBlue skies my brother Yeah, too bad it takes a dog sporting a dildo in it's mouth to brighten our day huh?? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #20 January 23, 2004 what if dad was doing a little brown eye ice fishin and mom was howling at the moon..... you'd really be fuked. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #21 January 23, 2004 Quotelol, but I still think i got u I walked in on my parents having sex when i was 10. I was confused as to why dad was tackling mom. ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐ I think I've got you all... When I was about 8 I couldn't sleep and walked in on my dad and well it wasn't my mom. Confused as to what was going on, I asked my mom the next day and that is kinda the basis of the divorce that happend 14 years ago.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #22 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf you brighten at leat one persons day, every day, then it's really worth getting out of bed in the morninBlue skies my brother Yeah, too bad it takes a dog sporting a dildo in it's mouth to brighten our day huh?? ------------------------------ Hey that was funny, dont deny it.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #23 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteIf you brighten at leat one persons day, every day, then it's really worth getting out of bed in the morninBlue skies my brother Yeah, too bad it takes a dog sporting a dildo in it's mouth to brighten our day huh?? ------------------------------ Hey that was funny, dont deny it.. Hahahaha, hell yeah it was!! I'd use it as my wallpaper if I weren't at work... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #24 January 23, 2004 pissing myself laughing!************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #25 January 23, 2004 Cool - never heard that phrase before.... (the inventor of the bouncing bomb (of dambusters fame) for those non-historyphiles). ________________________________________________________ In thios case, It's when you drop a brown one and when it hits, the water spalshes back up onto your undercarriage************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
