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Deuce

Tired of wussies.

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Tell her to get tappin:)


trust me, I tell her all the time. (I'm wild about her and she' a #1 Mom)
after 6+ years I still see her and think "Hit that...2 times!);)



So glad to know that this is possible. I'm afraid if I get married, my sig. other will spit on me when I get old or pregnant. Thanks for the vote of confidence about guys!
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How 'bout these?

It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.

With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.

But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

:D

Of course, you can go so many places with that.

Imagine you are front-float and you are supposed to pod on the left of the outside-center. It's simple,
it's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right. :)

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Yeah, swing dancing takes lessons. In my time, I've learned the key to being a good dancer:

"Don't give a fuck how you look."

Most women I know love to dance. They don't care if the guy they're dancing with knows what he's doing, so long as the guy is having fun.

Why can I dance? Because I am the same way. Keep the knees bent and keep a rhythm going. Two-step, Texas two-step, and country dancing were taught to me by my ex in Texas. What a fun time!

Find a blues club or country joint (or any place with LIVE music played by LIVE people at volumes that do not require mind-altering chemicals to disregard) and just have fun. Like anything in life, even if you don't know what you are doing, nobody will know if you don't act like you are clueless.

I'm the whitest guy in the world, and I've been told I'm a natural! It even helped me land my fiancee!


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Ever go to the supermarket deli section and watch one of those "chicken-go-rounds". The little rotisseries with the chicken on them. Like a little chicken ferris wheel without the fun aspect.

I sit back and watch it go around a couple of times so that I can pick the best one. I may watch an extra time to compare one that went by later.

Two-step is like that. I stand next to the bar and watch their boyfriends parade them by. It is excellent. I don't have to move and somone else is bringing them by. The ones who are prowling are making eye contact with the crowd as they pass. :)

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How 'bout these?

It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.

With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.

But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.



Ok... so THIS ONE I can do!!!! :D:D:D

Now it is stuck in my head though... :P

Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine
You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway

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