Deuce 1 #1 January 23, 2004 Stop it you wussies. Be a man. It's not about domination, or control. It's about just being a man. Be your woman's man. Leading while dancing is not the same as telling her what to do. Can you two step? Can you polka? Can you tango? Can you waltz? Do you know the hustle? They can teach you, you freaking geeks. Ask them I'm tired. Get off your asses. Have some fun without the makeup. Go dancing. They are so pretty. They smell so good. They feel so nice. It's worth learning how to dance. JP Nite all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #2 January 23, 2004 I can't dance. I'm what they call "overly caucasian." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 January 23, 2004 Put down the beer and back slowly away from the keyboard. We can all walk out here....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #4 January 23, 2004 you forgot "they taste great too". (Actually I am devoted to my wife and still write poems....and Cowboys write them as songs)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 January 23, 2004 Ah, I've met you Clay. You can't fake it. Chicks are worth learning rythym for. Hmmmm. Chicks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #6 January 23, 2004 im not a good dancer,however i dont have time to practice,i need to jump Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #7 January 23, 2004 QuoteAh, I've met you Clay. You can't fake it. Chicks are worth learning rythym for. Hmmmm. Chicks. You know what they say about guys that can dance?!?!??!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #8 January 23, 2004 QuoteYou know what they say about guys that can dance?!?!??! Yeah, they're black and hispanic Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #9 January 23, 2004 Quote You know what they say about guys that can dance?!?!??! Tell us My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #10 January 23, 2004 Hey, I spent all this time learning to play a musical instrument JUST SO I DIDN"T have to dance!!! Kinda hard to dance when you are onstage doing you thing... of course, it is always a nice bonus when a lady (or 2, or 3, or...) comes up and gyrates next to me while we play. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #11 January 23, 2004 I'm Scot/Irish and white as hell. I can shake my money maker too. Some guys at our gym were strippers and I work for quarters now ...I gotta be me!_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #12 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuote You know what they say about guys that can dance?!?!??! Tell us Supposedly really good in bed So far in my experience its held trueTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #13 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou know what they say about guys that can dance?!?!??! Yeah, they're black and hispanic HA HA HA HA HA HATunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #14 January 23, 2004 Quote Can you two step? ==> No Can you polka? ==> YES!!! a little bit anyway Can you tango? ==> No Can you waltz? ==YES sorta any way Do you know the hustle? Ah... with a refresher, I think They can teach you, you freaking geeks. ---- What about Break? Can you Break? Can you move to the groove? Throw down like no one's watching? That's the shit man..!!! And then a nice close dance gazing and smiling, holding close same rythm... ah yes...My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #15 January 23, 2004 QuoteYeah, they're black and hispanic Actually a friend of mine who is white, yes a skydiver and daym can he dance....grrrowwwlllllllShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 January 23, 2004 See, that's where I'm good. I can 2-step, polka, waltz, 1/2 step...I can take it easy or make it so that the girl has to sit out the next 2 dances because she's so dizzy she can't stand. From all the turns and spins in different directions and from different arms. I love dancing, I especially love dancing with the women I love.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #17 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote You know what they say about guys that can dance?!?!??! Tell us Supposedly really good in bed So far in my experience its held true ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// TA DA!!! see,... I can dance and grind, plus I talk a lot= I have strong tongue and mouth. I type fast and use all fingers,=......p.s. I can play "Play that funky music White boy" on the Bagpipes(yep.. did it in an office as last day before promotion)>my wife should call me "her untapped resource"_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hmatousek 0 #18 January 23, 2004 Can you Swing (dance I mean, get your mind out of the gutter ) The perfect man, one who skydives and swing dances!!! Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pia 0 #19 January 23, 2004 QuotePut down the beer and back slowly away from the keyboard. We can all walk out here....... I'm with him!!! **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #20 January 23, 2004 Tell her to get tappinTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #21 January 23, 2004 I can do some swing steps, but I can also take a fast 2-step'n song and make it almost like a swing once I start tossing out the turns and spins.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #22 January 23, 2004 don't go away mad, ...just just go awayayastick around....we've only just begun......._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hmatousek 0 #23 January 23, 2004 Airels too? edited for spelling, i think it's right nowLife doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tunaplanet 0 #24 January 23, 2004 2 steppin? When did country and line dancing become "dancing?" That ranks up there with the Macarena, Electric Slide, the Chicken Dance and the Hokey Pokey. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #25 January 23, 2004 Nope, no ariels. I've only tried working on them a little bit...I think I need to work on them again, especially since it would be VERY easy with my girlfriend. She's 5'1" and light, I'm 6'1" and very strong. Thanks for the idea, now I've got to get to work on it sometime.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 1 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
eeneR 3 #15 January 23, 2004 QuoteYeah, they're black and hispanic Actually a friend of mine who is white, yes a skydiver and daym can he dance....grrrowwwlllllllShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 January 23, 2004 See, that's where I'm good. I can 2-step, polka, waltz, 1/2 step...I can take it easy or make it so that the girl has to sit out the next 2 dances because she's so dizzy she can't stand. From all the turns and spins in different directions and from different arms. I love dancing, I especially love dancing with the women I love.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #17 January 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote You know what they say about guys that can dance?!?!??! Tell us Supposedly really good in bed So far in my experience its held true ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// TA DA!!! see,... I can dance and grind, plus I talk a lot= I have strong tongue and mouth. I type fast and use all fingers,=......p.s. I can play "Play that funky music White boy" on the Bagpipes(yep.. did it in an office as last day before promotion)>my wife should call me "her untapped resource"_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #18 January 23, 2004 Can you Swing (dance I mean, get your mind out of the gutter ) The perfect man, one who skydives and swing dances!!! Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pia 0 #19 January 23, 2004 QuotePut down the beer and back slowly away from the keyboard. We can all walk out here....... I'm with him!!! **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #20 January 23, 2004 Tell her to get tappinTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 January 23, 2004 I can do some swing steps, but I can also take a fast 2-step'n song and make it almost like a swing once I start tossing out the turns and spins.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #22 January 23, 2004 don't go away mad, ...just just go awayayastick around....we've only just begun......._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #23 January 23, 2004 Airels too? edited for spelling, i think it's right nowLife doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #24 January 23, 2004 2 steppin? When did country and line dancing become "dancing?" That ranks up there with the Macarena, Electric Slide, the Chicken Dance and the Hokey Pokey. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 January 23, 2004 Nope, no ariels. I've only tried working on them a little bit...I think I need to work on them again, especially since it would be VERY easy with my girlfriend. She's 5'1" and light, I'm 6'1" and very strong. Thanks for the idea, now I've got to get to work on it sometime.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
