AggieDave 6 #26 January 23, 2004 Dude, fuck line dancing. Line dancing is what wanna-be-city cowboy HIPPEIS in California do. In Texas we 2-step, 1/2 step, waltz and polka. We like David Allen Coe, Jerry Jeff Walker and other real country artists, not that boy-band pop-country out of fucking nashville that you'd line dance to. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #27 January 23, 2004 Shouldn't be a problem but I recommend taking lessons. The ground can be painful without a canopy, sometimes even with a canopy if you know what I mean. Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #28 January 23, 2004 OOOOOHH!!!! no you didn't!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #29 January 23, 2004 Swing dancing is fun! My best boy-friend is a good swing dancer. He has a girlfriend right now so I dont get to dance with him so much anymore. Being from Texas, I do love to two-step and be twirled, spun, and flipped around the dance floor. I like to Salsa dance too. Its all in the hips.. I'd be happy with a guy who didnt dance though.. as long as he dances with me in the living room. And as long as he didnt care that I go out dancing every now and then to get my fix. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #30 January 23, 2004 I get a kick out of seeing rednecks 2-stepping. They have that look on their faces like, "Look, we're dancing!" And I'm like, "Noooooo, you look like a bunch of scarecrows having epileptic seizures." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #31 January 23, 2004 Oh be nice. Most girls are interested in any guy who will step onto the dance floor and do more than just bump and grind. If you can do any social dance at all I am impressed. Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #32 January 23, 2004 I can bob my head and drink beer at the same time. Does that count? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #33 January 23, 2004 Can you tap your foot too? If you can do that then maybe. Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #34 January 23, 2004 QuoteOh be nice. Most girls are interested in any guy who will step onto the dance floor and do more than just bump and grind. If you can do any social dance at all I am impressed. How 'bout: my Wedding when I taught my wife to Waltz and I sang "Once Upon a Dream To her."(from:Sleeping Beauty) (Our 1st waltz was Enya=Marble Halls)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #35 January 23, 2004 QuoteCan you tap your foot too? If you can do that then maybe. What the fuck do you want from me???!!! Tap the foot too???!!! Shit no...I may fall over. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #36 January 23, 2004 Oh okay, don't do that I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself. Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #37 January 23, 2004 What? Nobody just goes into a bar to drink anymore? The only reason most guys dance is to get a socially acceptable reason to walk up and talk to a strange woman. The women get to use that "pause" while they pretend to think about it. Playing with the line a little. I prefer to use my powers of observation. We make eye contact. She slowly strolls across the room. Her foot catches the barstool, a spin, faceplant. There's my girl. Drunk enough to walk, too drunk to dance, blurry enough to think I make sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #38 January 23, 2004 But dancer who truly dance are way better in bed than some drunk girl! Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #39 January 23, 2004 Oh Heather, thank you for dancing with me on New Year's Eve in Eloy! From what I remember, you were GREAT! Seriously, it was really fun, and I was a little drunk, as was everyone else...LOL! I feel a little bad now because I took one look at some fellow DZ.commer males and female "dancing" and proclaimed them "whitebread" while LMAO!!! My excuse for that proclamation is that I never drink, and I was drunk...and brutally honest! Sorry guys...you know who your are... Luv you, guys! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #40 January 23, 2004 QuoteTell her to get tappin trust me, I tell her all the time. (I'm wild about her and she' a #1 Mom) after 6+ years I still see her and think "Hit that...2 times!)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #41 January 23, 2004 QuoteWhat? Nobody just goes into a bar to drink anymore? I'm with you. You can keep the dancing. Just make sure the liquor is good. Oh...and one more thing...GET THAT KARAOKE CRAP OUT OF HERE!!!!! I want to drink, not listen to some half-drunk loser get up on a stage that thinks he's the next American Idol. Next out of tune douche bag that sings and sounds like a dying cat while I'm trying to drink my Bombay is getting kicked in the gonads. I think me and Happythoughts should go in and start our own bar. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #42 January 23, 2004 Well, if she can do the Riverdance stuff. Dancing without moving your arms is handy. She can dance and carry two drinks back to the table. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #43 January 23, 2004 No problem girlie, I had a blast. That's what it's all about, good times and good friends. HeatherLife doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #44 January 23, 2004 QuoteWell, if she can do the Riverdance stuff. Dancing without moving your arms is handy. She can dance and carry two drinks back to the table. This has been a very entertaining thread... and that quote is by far the funniest so far My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #45 January 23, 2004 That's why I go to a bar to drink and a dancehall to dance, that's also why god created the Dixie Chicken. The best bar in the world. All you have is lots of very cold beer, pool tables and dominos (for 42, a long standing Aggie tradition), with good Texas country music and old country music playing on the jukebox. Quotewhile I'm trying to drink my Bombay is getting kicked in the gonads. Ahhhh, USN...Bombay...how many times have you read those book? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #46 January 23, 2004 QuoteWell, if she can do the Riverdance stuff. Dancing without moving your arms is handy. She can dance and carry two drinks back to the table. LMAOOOOOO!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #47 January 23, 2004 QuoteNext out of tune douche bag that sings out of tune while I'm trying to drink my Bombay is getting kicked in the gonads. Mental note, Meet tunaplanet at a karaoke bar. Wear cup just in case.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #48 January 23, 2004 Y'all hijacked a perfectly good thread.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FLYBERT71 0 #49 January 23, 2004 whats wrong with the hokey pokey "If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive." Josh Whipple 7/15/70-2/10/05 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #50 January 23, 2004 What was this thread about again? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
