SpeedRacer 1 #1 January 25, 2004 This was originally published in the Washington Post. The thing to do is to change or add or subtract one or two letters to get a new definition. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. (The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 January 25, 2004 Thanks for the laugh, Speedy! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 January 25, 2004 Like Repostication? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 January 25, 2004 OK, how many more can we come up with? A while back, I came up with : Anticipraytion: That feeling you get between the time you throw your pilot chute and when you actually feel your canopy pull you up. Here's another one I just thought of: Interdicktion: When you fuck someone from another country. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 January 25, 2004 Oxi-moron a pimply-faced idiot. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 January 25, 2004 Critical Ass the state of being drunk to the point where you begin to make an ass of yourself. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 January 25, 2004 Posterbation the act of continually posting replies to your own posts. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 January 25, 2004 aw, c'mon! someone else play! don't force me to sit here posterbating in public like this. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ian84 0 #9 January 26, 2004 Chatmosphere and Yecessarily are the only ones I can think of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #10 January 26, 2004 Boobie-trapped: Self explanatory __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #11 January 26, 2004 Missturbation: A helping hand from a female friend. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
