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RoysPlayThing

Why Are We Really In Florida....

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We shall now come clean as to why we are in the SouthEast... Hold on to your shorts for this one...
We are actually searching for chopchops long lost brother........ NASTY CLOWN!! ...

Has anybody seen him?? :S

In case anybody does not know what he looks like, here is a recent photo of him found on the web in one of his Nasty Porno Sites! ... :P
>:( Damn Nasty Clown!!
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I don't see any proof on your post, Sketchy.. but we know we are getting close.. just last evening, we found this.. and there was a little clown syrup dripping out of the back door.. NSFW

There was also an unconfirmed sighting reported on Orange Blossom Trail.. we'll find him and get him into rehab shortly. >:(
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gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

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OK, here's the proof. He's in my ground school today.



Ummm... pictures please! ... Documents of some sort... A signature, or something?? We know what his signature looks like... He was caught somewhere out in the Orlando area drinking and driving, and when they picked him up and took him in... He wrote this on the bathroom wall at the jail..
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We had a close call this weekend.. We were following up on a lead that brought us to a small mattress shop in a seedy part of Kissimmee.. just off of Orange Blossom Trail of course.. Just as we pulled in, we saw their delivery truck pull out but thought nothing of it.. We went in to find the salesmen bound and ball-gagged to the showroom samples, two of them bleeding profusely from their nether regions.. After we untied them and got them talking, we found out that they had been accosted by 3 hopped up clowns who butt-raped them and then stole their delivery vehice. The vehicle was recovered near the west gate to Disney. It was overturned and there were 3 tied up hookers inside.. The girls were a little "banged" up but otherwise ok..

We can't believe we missed him again.. Brother Nasty is now considered armed and dangerous.. >:(
chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

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uh huh!... the conclusion is coming back soon to a DZ.com thread very near you! :)Gotta wait for all those damn skydivers to return home for their goddamn freakin fun weekend skydiving and shit! :S
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