BoostedXT 0 #1 January 26, 2004 I just saw a McDonalds commercial and I mean common! When did McDonalds change from the family place with the big purple funny guy outside, Grimace? The hamburgler and those cool little things you could ride with the spring on the bottom of them!? They have gone to shit with these crappy attempts at a rap commercial. Someone needs to get fired! I say Bring back Grimace, Hamburgler, and those other lovable monsters. Rant over and sorry for the waste of bandwidth. JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 January 26, 2004 My favorite comment was the on about chicken McNuggets: "Now made with white meat..." Just exactly what the hell have we been eating all this time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 January 26, 2004 QuoteJust exactly what the hell have we been eating all this time? Horse dicks and cow eyelids.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 January 26, 2004 QuoteJust exactly what the hell have we been eating all this time? It was processed kangaroo. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b1jercat 0 #5 January 26, 2004 We all want to be Mc Gansters. blues jerry edit to add a tag line ______________________________________________________ She says I do you but never ever him. He is a wuss and you is a pimp. Than she go down to my brown, one eye bitch die, hear that sound? slurp slurp take that stick, turn everything off bro check out my outfit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #6 January 26, 2004 QuoteWe all want to be Mc Gansters. blues jerry Word-up brudda...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #7 January 26, 2004 Yo dawg, I be the ultimate gangsta you biatch mutha! Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 January 26, 2004 QuoteWe all want to be Mc Gansters. blues jerry -then I guess the gang colors would be red and yellow...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #9 January 26, 2004 yeah I can't figure out their target audience with those commercials. urban hip-hop rappers? my friend thinks they are trying to get back at Burger King for those BK Crew rap commercials a couple years ago. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #10 January 26, 2004 Have you seen their signs all over the inside of their stores??? TERRIBLE!!!!!!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #11 January 26, 2004 LoL...Ronald would be the gang leader and everyone wears big floppy red shoes...now those are gonna be hard to run in...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #12 January 26, 2004 w0rd! y0....this sh!t is g0ing to be so phat y0! I say we d0 a dr!v3 by then go get some nuggets.....dont fo-get the suace b!atch. Joe-rulz AKA Nugget Chumps Gang Leader.For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #13 January 26, 2004 Mcdonalds commercials should just air at 5:30pm. They should have a guy come on the screen with an all white background and say... "Okay, so you're home from work. Look at your kitchen, think of how much of a pain it is to make yourself anything decent. Now look at yourself, you'll probably make yourself ill if you're lucky. Face it, you're on a runaway train to buying fast food. I'm betting our fries look pretty good right now (have the guy produce a large fry from behind his back and start eating them noisily) Stop lying to yourself and come to McDonalds" Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #14 January 26, 2004 Quotew0rd! y0....this sh!t is g0ing to be so phat y0! I say we d0 a dr!v3 by then go get some nuggets.....dont fo-get the suace b!atch. Joe-rulz AKA Nugget Chumps Gang Leader. ROFLAO!!!! I can't stop laughing....! E-bonics at its best!!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #15 January 26, 2004 That would be a good comercial. But to go along with the gang theme I think they should have your guy do that then a bunch of pure yuppie guys and girls dressed in yellow/red gang attire come and whoop his ass. I like your commercial, sounds like it would work too.....maybe because I am now hungry you arse! JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #16 January 26, 2004 Thanks I am glad you like it...I threw in that sauce comment because it always pisses me off when I gte nuggets and they forget the sauce, or I forget to ask for it. I get all the way home and have no sweet N'sour. I get s0 p!ss3d dawg/ sorry about that.:) JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcusr 0 #17 January 26, 2004 yo. im up wit my bitches at mickey d's, bbboooooyyyyy!! why you hatin'?! don't make me busta kap in yo asss, biatch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #18 January 26, 2004 dawg y0 start3n!? D0nt make m3 and my r0na1d k!ds c0m3 kick yo a55!!! mmmmm.....buuurgers. JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflybella 0 #19 January 26, 2004 QuoteWhen did McDonalds change from the family place with the big purple funny guy outside, Grimace? The hamburgler and those cool little things you could ride with the spring on the bottom of them!? Maybe THIS is why: McDonald's Drops "Hammurderer" From Advertising OAK BROOK, IL—Bowing to outcry from consumers and parents groups, the McDonald's Corporation announced Monday that it is discontinuing its new advertising mascot, "The Hammurderer," a mischievous, homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches. Developed by Chicago advertising agency DDB Needham, the Hammurderer made his debut two months ago and has since appeared in a series of Saturday-morning television commercials, as well as on Happy Meal bags and activity placemats. All appearances by and references to the violent, ill-tempered prison escapee will be dropped. "Over the years, McDonald's has successfully introduced a number of new characters whose defining characteristic is a certain measure of comical, criminal intent," said Andrew Perlich, McDonald's vice-president of promotions. "Such shady characters as The Hamburglar, The Goblins, and the bloodthirsty pirate Captain Crook have all fit nicely into the McDonald's advertising universe. We had every reason to believe that the Hammurderer, with his long rap sheet of burger-related crimes and his signature cry of 'Stabble Stabble Stabble,' would take his place in this proud lineage of McDonaldland mischief-makers." The Hammurderer's Jan. 11 debut ad—in which he seizes and devours the McDonald's Happy Meal Guys, oblivious to their frantic screams—earned poor marks from parents and child-development experts, who feared the spot might send the message to children that killing is acceptable. Several weeks later, more controversy erupted over the promotional coloring book "Shivved In The McRibs," in which the Hammurderer decapitates Mayor McCheese and eats his head. Responding to widespread public outrage, McDonald's executives defended the coloring book as "not nearly as violent or socially irresponsible as it has been made out to be, given that the Mayor's head is, in fact, a giant and conceivably edible cheeseburger." But the uproar over the latest commercial, in which Birdie The Early Bird is garroted by the Hammurderer and her body tossed in a Dumpster, was vociferous enough to prompt the fast-food giant to pull the plug. "We are sensitive to the concerns of parents and will immediately begin phasing out this character," Perlich said. "Whether we will remove him from commercials without explanation or write him out of the spots with a bloody police standoff, we have yet to decide. But we're confident the Hammurderer will be off the national radar by April." Hammurderer toys and promotional items, which include dolls, T-shirts, ski masks, and spiked bats, have been recalled and are expected to become prized collectibles. This is not the first time a McDonald's character has stirred controversy for its violent nature. In 1982, the company introduced "Shakes McJunkie," an emaciated addict who robbed characters of their possessions, which he then sold to buy McDonald's shakes. He was later reworked as "The Machead," a homeless, wild-eyed Big Mac addict who turned to panhandling and gay prostitution as a means of supporting his severe burger habit. The Hammurderer is quickly becoming regarded as the worst-received advertising mascot since Kool-Aid's 1989 discontinuation of "The Grapist," a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children. (The Onion) Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #20 January 26, 2004 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That just destroyed my day. Those little criminal figures where so cool. I wanted to be like Grimace at one point. Hell I am getting a grimace Jumpsuit. This is going to be so cool. JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflybella 0 #21 January 26, 2004 Quote NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That just destroyed my day. I get the sneaking feeling that you didn't read the whole story... Might be worth a second look. Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #22 January 26, 2004 QuoteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That just destroyed my day. Those little criminal figures where so cool. I wanted to be like Grimace at one point. Hell I am getting a grimace Jumpsuit. This is going to be so cool. hahahahahah thats why you shouldn't just skim the story man... read it again all the way through. and if you still are confused, the story is from "the onion." MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #23 January 26, 2004 Yeah I know I skim stuff on here....lol....I know its from the onion, but other than that I didnt read the whole thing. All I know is I want those guys back.....this stupid Rap McDonalds stuff is pissing me off. Like the one where they are in the matress store and the rap islike..."should I test it with the girl." umm....yeah. JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #24 January 26, 2004 what the hell was grimace supposed to be anyway? What does a purple blob have to do with McDonalds shakes?? He looks like some kind of giant intestinal parisite or something. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
