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Why do we drink?

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Apparently many folks on here haven't spent a night at a bar singing at the top of their lungs, drink held high in the air . . . :D

Another personal favorite sing-a-long for the drunken asses is "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi. Ahhh, Uptown Lounge . . . fond memories. :D

I love it!

Kelly



AAAARRRRRGG! You didnt mix the 2 did ya? I mean O... M... G... that's heracy!
but im alllll about the screamin you fool head off, cuz I caint sing. B|
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You know, the bars I go to, don't play Bon Jovi.

We have Hank Williams (Sr and Jr), David Allen Coe, Jerry Jeff Walker, Robert Earl Keen, Cross Canadian Ragweed, etc.

Then again, the Dixie Chicken has basically been my home for 6 years.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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No these were usually on different nights . . . typically "redneck night" and "over 30, wishing they were still in college night". :D I'm not either, but I went to both, b/c when you drink 6 nights a week, you have to go somewhere for at least 2 of 'em.

Kelly

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If the bar you go to has to have a special night for "rednecks" then you need a new bar, one where you play 42, drink lots of beer, enjoy good country music, no matter what day of the week it is!

B|:P
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Why do we drink?



Because asshole corporations like to f*** with peoples lives. >:(:(



Now THAT is an interesting response.
Which ones exactly?
Have you seen a doctor about this paranoia?



uh huh! .. I agree! very interesting! ... Anyway, I drink so that I can have an excuse to do the wild things that I already do to my man, that I would already do anyway, but if I did something totally out of the ordinary, I can blame it on the alcohol..... "Ummm sweetie, I'm sorry if I was so aggressive during our lovemaking session, but ummmm... it was just the alcohol taking over my body and giving you the exciting F**king that you have only dreamt about" .... tehe he he he! .... Ummmm... I mean, I don't know why the hell I drink... it feels good okay?.. :S ... are you trying to make me feel guilty for all the lusty sex I give while I've been drinking?... what are you trying to say?... I can't hold my own.... I know when to say enough is enough... just give me drink to make me even more horny than I already am in life, and whamo! .. Roy has himself an instant slutty sex slave! ... lol :D:)
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Why do we drink?

To drown our sorrows and celebrate our victories


Why do we smoke?

To get high!



Yet another subscriber to my favorite Homerism:
Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

I hope and pray everyone here knows this is Hank Jr. For you poor unfortunates who not only don't know that, but don't know who he is (yes Dave, there are some out there who don't) he's the guy from Monday Night Football openning scene. "All my rowdy friends..." And if you don't know Monday Night Football, then burn in hell blasphemers!!!
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When I drink, I become....

A great dancer
A great singer
A really funny comedian
Really good looking



you left out really good fighter and very large bank account. :S
witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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I drink to stop the voices in my head. :)
"Hank, why do you drink? <> Hank, why do you roll smokes? <> Why must you live by the songs that you wrote? <>" B|
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I drink to stop the voices in my head. :)
"Hank, why do you drink? <> Hank, why do you roll smokes? <> Why must you live by the songs that you wrote? <>" B|



Ahhhh, a southern girl who understands.:D My dream come true.;)

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