So let me get this straight . . . cyber attack

[quade 4]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/01/28/homeland.cyberwarn/index.html

So, when we're under cyber attack . . . they're going to send me an email.

Hmmm, what's wrong with this picture?

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[Gawain 0]

The spam filters will probably be effective too. That is kind of dopey.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[pleifer 0]

Yep just watch out, there might be anthrax in that e-mail

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The Angel of Duh has spoke

[Kramer 0]

Quade, cyber attacks are everywhere.

Don't click on this attachment, or you'll fall victim to one too!!

-Kramer

The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

[quade 4]

Guess I had the Miller Factor turned up too high and not enough set up before the punch line.

Lemme try it again.

[brick wall and a spot light]

I see in the news that because of the recent viruses being circulated, like the new version of an Internet worm that appeared this week -- MyDoom.b, the Department of Homeland Security has set up an alert system similar to other terrorist threats.

You can go to their web site and sign up and when the country is under cyber attack . . . they'll notify you by email.

[/brickwall and spotlight]

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[NeedToJump 0]

So when terrorists take out the major backbones of the internet and no one can get online I'll get an email notification of it? Sounds pretty cool to me...

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[mcrocker 0]

Quote

Guess I had the Miller Factor turned up too high and not enough set up before the punch line.

Lemme try it again.

[brick wall and a spot light]

I see in the news that because of the recent viruses being circulated, like the new version of an Internet worm that appeared this week -- MyDoom.b, the Department of Homeland Security has set up an alert system similar to other terrorist threats.

You can go to their web site and sign up and when the country is under cyber attack . . . they'll notify you by email.

[/brickwall and spotlight]

[punch line explanation]
Ya see... They use E-MAIL to notify us when our E-MAIL is under attack! Bwahahahahahaha. Get it? That is like the newspaper printing a story about their press fire. TV news doing a report on the a cable outage.

The e-mail will come from the U.S. Department of redundancy department.
[/punch]

[happythoughts 0]

If your phone is down, they expect you to call and report it, right?