lemonjelly 0 #1 January 30, 2004 A guy gets sentenced to 7 days in prison for unpaid fines When he arrives, he finds out, to his horror, that he is to share a cell with an aggressive lifer He enters the cell to find a VERY large guy staring back at him and looking him up and down The door closes, the lifer then states "I'm gonna shag you tonight" Obviously the guy is shittin himself, thinkin, my god why didn't I pay the fine? anyway, the lifer then says "I'm gonna shag you, would you like to be 'mummy or 'daddy' the guy thinks to himself and comes to the conclusion that, If he is gonna get bummed, he would rather be the one doing the bumming. "I'll be the 'daddy" states the guy to which the lifer replies.. "Ok then, come over here and suck on mummy's cock"************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 January 30, 2004 Not offensive, just not funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #3 January 30, 2004 QuoteNot offensive, just not funny. I completely agree with PhillyKev. He is right on! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #4 January 30, 2004 I don't he's right off. If you didn't like it, why didn't you just ignore it?************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #5 January 30, 2004 QuoteI don't he's right off. If you didn't like it, why didn't you just ignore it? have you ever seen anyone just ignore something they didn't like around here? Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #6 January 30, 2004 I thought it was funny I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #7 January 30, 2004 Sorry, I forgot.. Id did take over 10 minutes this time though************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #8 January 30, 2004 It was funny, but totally predictable. It's all good tho!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #10 January 30, 2004 LOL Tranny Momma.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #11 January 30, 2004 jesus, everyone's a critique... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #12 January 30, 2004 I may start a poll, What dya think?************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #13 January 30, 2004 i can see it now: poll question- do you think this joke was funny? yes - i love it it is alright no - i could do a lot better here, check out this joke... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
