Paige 0 #1 January 28, 2004 My friend passed this on to me. Thought I would share. Maybe that's why my skin looks like I'm always going for facials and my nose is constantly runny? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine.. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 January 28, 2004 Quote6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! so THATS my problem!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #3 January 28, 2004 QuoteWhat are your favorite benefits of sex? I get to be a dirty, dirty boy Blue ones, IanPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #4 January 28, 2004 QuoteI get to be a dirty, dirty boy Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #5 January 28, 2004 QuoteWhat are your favorite benefits of sex? duh...the orgasm. hers and mine in that order www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #6 January 28, 2004 QuoteQuote6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! so THATS my problem!!!! I wonder if it works when you kill kittens?!?!?!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 January 28, 2004 Quote4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. Safety note - make sure the tips of the flippers don't catch the edge of the bed on the forward swing, or hang the trapeze with enough clearance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #8 January 28, 2004 so what your saying is that "not tonight I have a headache" jsut isn;t going to fly anymore By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #9 January 28, 2004 Sadly, none of these work for me, been in "drydock" for so long, doubt abything would work anyway -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #10 January 28, 2004 Damn straight! jk!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #11 January 28, 2004 Quoteduh...the orgasm. hers and mine in that order Duh, you've got it all wrong, it's her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's. And when she's had enough, yours.----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 January 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! so THATS my problem!!!! I wonder if it works when you kill kittens?!?!?! doesn't look that way, I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #13 January 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteduh...the orgasm. hers and mine in that order Duh, you've got it all wrong, it's her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's. And when she's had enough, yours. Now that's what I'm talkin aboutTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #14 January 28, 2004 Damn, maybe that's why no guys here at college hit on me when I'm out at the bars drunk Who knows?!?!?!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #15 January 28, 2004 Quote Duh, you've got it all wrong, it's her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's and her's. And when she's had enough, yours. I thought that's what vibrators were for.... I'm not a machine damnit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #16 January 28, 2004 QuoteI thought that's what vibrators were for.... I'm not a machine damnit! Those are good too Sometimes chicks freak out about that shit though. My roommate is one such person so I decided to get her a vibrator for her b-day on the 12th of Feb She's gonna be so embarrassedTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #17 January 28, 2004 QuoteDamn, maybe that's why no guys here at college hit on me when I'm out at the bars drunk Who knows?!?!?! ya who the hell knows.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #18 January 28, 2004 Not I said the fly :(Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #19 January 28, 2004 lol. you know she'll get curious and try it, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #20 January 28, 2004 Oh goodie. I'll have business cards printed up right away! "Horizontal Personal Trainer" ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #21 January 28, 2004 Quotelol. you know she'll get curious and try it, though. She's pretty reserved but I know she willTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #22 January 28, 2004 QuoteOh goodie. I'll have business cards printed up right away! "Horizontal Personal Trainer" I've always wanted my own business cards!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #23 January 28, 2004 QuoteDamn straight! Boyz, stop being wusses and get out there. Do the job you were made to do as a men jk! ok, i can be to athens in like 2 hours, i'll be right over edit: ok i lied, 3 hours later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #24 January 28, 2004 QuoteCuriosity kills the cat! I love killin kittens, hehehe lol. don't we all? I've found myself single rather suddenly. Apologies in advance to the kittens. and to the person who emailed me the following link in reference to my post in the womens' forum, I thank you. I really needed the laugh, and it is quite an interesting website. www.babeland.com NSFW. edit: link NSFW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #25 January 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteDamn straight! Boyz, stop being wusses and get out there. Do the job you were made to do as a men jk! ok, i can be to athens in like 2 hours, i'll be right over edit: ok i lied, 3 hours Sounds great, I'll leave the door unlocked Becareful on the roads I'll make it worth the drive Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
