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Please sign my porn petition

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Please sign my petition below.

Dear Porn Industry,

You are doing well for yourself, but there is always room for improvement no matter how great an empire. I would like you to consider my proposal to improve your business.

I do not like creepy, slimey men. While talking to many women and men, it seems that this is a very common opinion. Amongst the men and women I've talked to, I've heard all sorts of weird turn ons, but none of these turn ons have been greasy men with 70s style mustaches.

Contrary to popular belief, women do get excited by arousing visuals. To complement this phenomena, women can also get turned off by nasty visuals (aka Ron Jeremy.) My conclusion is that women do not watch porn as much as men do because they get turned off by yucky men. Men continue to watch because many of the women in these movies are attractive. Their disgust of these men is overshadowed by their arousal. Many women are not attracted to other women, so there is little arousal and much vomiting.

Now, of course you aren't going to get many Tyson Beckford looking men to star in your shows, but that's not what women need. We just need to not get incredibly disgusted to stay aroused. Average looking men turn us on just fine. Start using them in your movies! If you do, women won't be as grossed out, and you will double your market since they can actually get aroused, too!

Thank you for your time.
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Valid points here. I wonder how many men would watch porn if the women were as nasty as the men you describe. I remember seeing Ron Jeremy in Boondock Saints and thinking "This guy does/did porn??" Yeah, it's my guess that you'd HAVE to pay women to get funky with someone nicknamed "the Hedgehog". :S
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Maybe I will get shot for this :)
Attractive men find it easier to make money in other careers than the porn industry. Believe it or not, good looks nearly always count in a man's favour in the workplace, while in many cases it can count against women. Porn (and prostitution) is just an easy way for a moderately attractive girl to make money.

Then again, maybe porn afficionado's would feel threatened if the men in the movies were more attractive than themselves.. I bet many guys think "If he could do it, so can I" when watching Ron Jeremy on the job :ph34r:.

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I agree - from now on - only Lesbian Porn!!!


No, the goal is to get more women to watch porn. Watching two girls doesn't do a whole lot for most straight women (it arouses somewhat, but not much.) Watching a man and a woman together is optimal.
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Well Val.. If you girls start buying more porn than you will have more of a say in who gets to be in it;)

Ron Jeremy is not the only porn star out there.. They make Softcore porn for girls .. Those guys are usually movie quality men:P


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Now I know why I was being tossed out of your place Saturday night :|


I don't think wildblue or Cajun would like it very much that you called it my place! :D You got tossed because we ran out of your alcohol!

I'm not sure what to think about Eric bringing a porn staring Ron Jeremy over there....I would like him less for it if he ever tried to expose me to such a filty display of human skin.
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Well Val.. If you girls start buying more porn than you will have more of a say in who gets to be in it;)


I'm buying one called "The Money Shot" pretty soon! I'm going to give porn as a birthday gift.

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Ron Jeremy is not the only porn star out there.. They make Softcore porn for girls .. Those guys are usually movie quality men:P


I just pmed that with someone...that softcore guys are alright. However, women want to get turned on by the good stuff, too! :D
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For one thread in here, I'm in absolute 100% total agreement w/ you Val... :)
I just try not to look @ the face. but it no good when they have a guy w/ a belly & or lots of body hair :SB|. Just really kills a good dose of arousal.

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I remember seeing Ron Jeremy in Boondock Saints and thinking "This guy does/did porn??"



If you mean to imply that you'd never seen Ron Jeremy before, let me be the first to state that my BS detector just blew a fuse.:P
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