kansasskydiver 0 #1 February 2, 2004 We're getting killed today at work because of the snow. There are about 10 of us here tops. so they brought us in lunch to help ease the pain The guy walking around with the pizza dropped by my desk and left me some slices then as he walked away he says: "E.F.S" (Eat F*ck Skydive) I put my customer on hold and turned around and he just smiled and then showed me his belt with the USPA symbol... Never seen the guy before in my life so it was kinda wierd to have someone else know what E.F.S stands for ok back to work<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 February 2, 2004 What does EFS stand for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #3 February 2, 2004 okay... am i the only one who doesn't know what that stands for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #4 February 2, 2004 Quoteokay... am i the only one who doesn't know what that stands for? EAT Fuck SKYDIVE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Markj 0 #5 February 2, 2004 Eat, fuck, skydive.. M.J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #6 February 2, 2004 the three essentials... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #7 February 2, 2004 Quotethe three essentials... Eating and f*cking can get in the way of skydiving. Ditch em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 February 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteokay... am i the only one who doesn't know what that stands for? EAT Fuck SKYDIVE! ohhhhhh, yeah.... I was thinking... eat farts spaceball! or everyone funnels sometimes! but, yes... i stand corrected. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #9 February 2, 2004 Quoteokay... am i the only one who doesn't know what that stands for? See that makes it even wierder!!! Old dude knew what it was, never seen him before at a dz or anything, not even at work<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcusr 0 #10 February 2, 2004 what do we like to do?! EAT! FUCK! SKYDIVE!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 February 2, 2004 Actually if you eat and fuck at the same time, you have more time to skydive... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #12 February 2, 2004 Where's "drink?" No mention of beer? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #13 February 2, 2004 QuoteActually if you eat and fuck at the same time, you have more time to skydive... Here's a joke for you ... Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? Because they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 February 2, 2004 QuoteWhy do Canadians like to do it doggie style? Because they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada And you can use the chick's back as a table to set your food on. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #15 February 2, 2004 QuoteAnd you can use the chick's back as a table to set your food on. What a great idea!!! Works for your beer as well (though the beer is likely to get a little frothy). Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #16 February 2, 2004 QuoteWe're getting killed today at work because of the snow. There are about 10 of us here tops. so they brought us in lunch to help ease the pain The guy walking around with the pizza dropped by my desk and left me some slices then as he walked away he says: "E.F.S" (Eat F*ck Skydive) I put my customer on hold and turned around and he just smiled and then showed me his belt with the USPA symbol... Never seen the guy before in my life so it was kinda wierd to have someone else know what E.F.S stands for ok back to work He must be delivering a lot of pizza to afford it on a pizza deliverers' income. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 February 2, 2004 I made a decent (Read: Not bad for ann 18 yearold) living when I was delivering. I think i took home 180/week in wages, and 400 on a slow week in tips. hell, after child support and expenses, I barely make that now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #18 February 2, 2004 no he was just the guy in the building bring the pizza to us. I skydive working 21 hours a week and at 8 an hour. I'm sure a pizza dude actually make more than me<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #19 February 2, 2004 QuoteWhere's "drink?" No mention of beer? Beer has food value, but food has no beer value....make your decisions wisely. What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #20 February 2, 2004 Quotewhat do we like to do?! EAT! FUCK! SKYDIVE!!!!!! And NOT necessarilly in that order! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #21 February 2, 2004 nope, it really depends on the weather Good weather Skydive bad weather sleep/fuck after one of the above eat<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #22 February 2, 2004 QuoteQuotewhat do we like to do?! EAT! FUCK! SKYDIVE!!!!!! And NOT necessarilly in that order! Yah, you want to skydive first cuz skydive hair is similar in appearance to "freshly froliced" hair. That's if you don't want to take shit as you show to the dirt dive with freshly froliced hair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #23 February 2, 2004 froliced? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #24 February 2, 2004 Quotefroliced? Past tense of frolic? Frolik? Frolicing? ok....maybe I didn't spell it right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #25 February 2, 2004 I got lice in my fro once . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
