AggieDave 6 #26 February 2, 2004 The only hook you need is a big phat-nasty 270 hook! Anyone who does a phat-nasty 270 higher then 100ft is a wussy! (to those who might try that...DON'T)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #27 February 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnyone who jumps with a Cypres is a wussy. Anyone who jumps with an RSL is a wussy. Anyone who jumps a canopy loaded at less than 1.4893672:1 is a wussy. What if they have a gun? Anyone who jumps with a gun is a wussy. We don't need guns, we have HOOK KNIVES. I'm quite content with my 1.07ish wingloading thank you very much"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #28 February 2, 2004 no but you can get onto a plane with a hook knife and not a gun<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #29 February 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteBut a hook knife isn't going to save my ass in a "Prego" wrap! You are so wrong. A gun won't cut through cooked spaghetti. A hook knife will. And you thought I was gonna say something about a jar of spaghetti sauce, didn't you? Mar....keep running! She's just trying to sucker you into coming back. I can see the smoke coming out of her ears from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #30 February 2, 2004 WWJJ? What would Jesus jump? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #31 February 2, 2004 Quote Yeah and 3 inch finger nails! Betsy, I have this itch on my back can you.. ah yeah right there.. Thank you!! I knew those nails were good for something Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #32 February 2, 2004 QuoteWWJJ? What would Jesus jump? I'd think that resurrection trick of his would allow him to jump whatever he wants. Even on student status. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #33 February 3, 2004 QuoteAnyone who jumps with a Cypres is a wussy. Anyone who jumps with an RSL is a wussy. Anyone who jumps a canopy loaded at less than 1.4893672:1 is a wussy. Hello my name is Jeanne... and I am a BIG wussie since I am guilty to all of the above.....is there a 12 JUMP program I can enroll in now?? And SkyBytch was one of my enablers.. since she sold me my less than 1 to 1 WL reserve canopy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #34 February 3, 2004 I wanna know how big a gun JP carries Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #35 February 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteWWJJ? What would Jesus jump? I'd think that resurrection trick of his would allow him to jump whatever he wants. Even on student status. Jesus...the ultimate sky God!!! LOL! I'll bet that he's an amazing swooper, too. He could probably part waters and everything! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #36 February 3, 2004 QuoteI wanna know how big a gun JP carries One that is always adequate to the task at hand. Bwahahahaha! Oh. I crack myself up! Ah. I can't breathe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #37 February 3, 2004 QuoteAnyone who jumps with a Cypres is a wussy. Anyone who jumps with an RSL is a wussy. Anyone who jumps a canopy loaded at less than 1.4893672:1 is a wussy. I am a Pussy on all counts then, (just saying what you really meant bytch) Now, anyone wanna eat me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #38 February 3, 2004 Let's face it! We all want to post whore nude without being "saved" while contemplating nipple shields. Is that so wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #39 February 3, 2004 QuoteI am a Pussy on all counts then, (just saying what you really meant bytch) No I meant wussy. The combination of wimp and pussy. BTW.... my rig is Cypres and RSL equipped, and my main canopy is loaded at less than 1.0:1. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #40 February 3, 2004 Wanna buy a horse? Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #41 February 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteI am a Pussy on all counts then, (just saying what you really meant bytch) No I meant wussy. The combination of wimp and pussy. BTW.... my rig is Cypres and RSL equipped, and my main canopy is loaded at less than 1.0:1. . . SURE GO AHEAD AND RUIN MY JOKE! I was hoping you would run with it but I guess you can't read minds Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #42 February 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteWWJJ? What would Jesus jump? I'd think that resurrection trick of his would allow him to jump whatever he wants. Even on student status. Okay, and that right there was the funniest damn thing I've read on here all year. Thanks, Lisa. For a wuss with sauce issues, you're okay.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #43 February 3, 2004 QuoteWe all want to post whore nude without being "saved" while contemplating nipple shields. Oh....you mean everyone else isn't already doing that? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #44 February 3, 2004 Booya! No more stinking cypress for me! I don't need no stupid reserve! I'm gonna jump this little 60 sq ft and 270 at 75' AGL! Up the irons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 February 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteWe all want to post whore nude without being "saved" while contemplating nipple shields. Oh....you mean everyone else isn't already doing that? Some of us can wear cock rings - and don't need nipple shields.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #46 February 3, 2004 I forgot, there are also about 2 million threads about sex. But who's counting. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #47 February 3, 2004 Here and I thought I killed the thread, Maaaaaannn!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #48 February 3, 2004 Speaking of killing, has anyone here ever killed a kitten? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #49 February 3, 2004 WHOAH!!! Is this a REPPOST?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #50 February 3, 2004 Quotesave the bossman some bandwidth I'm too lazy to read all the replies.... so in case no one else said it: Multiple threads don't use more bandwidth. Only slightly more storage space.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
