skymama 37 #1 February 3, 2004 Soccer season for my son started up again last night. When I went to pick him up at practice, there were about 10 moms sitting there already. Once I walked up, this mom came over to me, dragging a woman by the arm. She said, "Oh, I'm so glad you're here. I want to introduce you to my divorced friend, Sue. Since she's divorced too, I thought you all might want to hang out together." WTF? She's setting up a playdate for her poor, divorced friends? I didn't know being divorced was going to make me a charity case! Heeey...there's an idea, maybe I can get her to do a fundraiser for us. Mama wants a new canopy! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #2 February 3, 2004 if you're lucky you'll get to learn the special divorced friends handshake. Thats prety shitty, what did you say to her?Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 February 3, 2004 I wanted to say, "You have got to be fucking kidding me", but I didn't because this is my son's gig. I just kind of smiled and said hello to the woman. I think she was embarrassed, because she walked away pretty quickly!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #4 February 3, 2004 Yea, thats why when people ask me my status I just tell 'em I'm single. Can't stand that divorced tag and all the stereotypes that go with it.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #5 February 3, 2004 Damn, couldn't she have picked a divorced HUNK. . .at least there would have been eye candy. . . Geez, Andrea, the ignorance of some people. I am absolutely flabbergasted. I am glad no one has done that to me, not sure how I would react. . .________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #6 February 3, 2004 skyhi, glad you made it to the thread.. i've got this divorced friend of mine.. i thought you girls could hang out or something? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #7 February 3, 2004 QuoteI think she was embarrassed, because she walked away pretty quickly! Nah, that wasn't embarrassment, it was the realization that she was in the presence of greatness. Of a goddess. Of ultimate hotness. She knew she didn't stand a chance, and ske-dattled quick. p.s. Am I sucking up enough, mama? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #8 February 3, 2004 Quoteskyhi, glad you made it to the thread.. i've got this divorced friend of mine.. i thought you girls could hang out or something? James, if I ever visit the UK again, YOU will be the first person I look up. . .hehehehe. . .________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #9 February 3, 2004 look up, or kick my ass? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #10 February 3, 2004 Quotelook up, or kick my ass? Hmmm. . .I will have to think about that one. . .________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #11 February 3, 2004 i'll make sure my ass is ready for a good kicking then i should warn you, there is a long Q. I think Arlo's at the front though...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 February 3, 2004 QuoteNah, that wasn't embarrassment, it was the realization that she was in the presence of greatness. Of a goddess. Of ultimate hotness. She knew she didn't stand a chance, and ske-dattled quick. p.s. Am I sucking up enough, mama? Geez, where are my wading boots? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #13 February 3, 2004 QuoteGeez, where are my wading boots? Oh, you didn't say you were going fishin' mama! Lord knows what else you may mean by that. I was sucking... ...up, sure, but not lying.... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 February 3, 2004 Thanks, Jim. I think she's just trying to keep us away from the husbands. You know us wanton divorced women, we're all full of lust and all that. Better keep us away from the husbands! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #15 February 3, 2004 QuoteThanks, Jim. I think she's just trying to keep us away from the husbands. You know us wanton divorced women, we're all full of lust and all that. Better keep us away from the husbands! Yah really! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #16 February 3, 2004 'all full of lust and all that' Really!.............."Well hello".........When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #17 February 3, 2004 Hrmmmmm.... I resemble that remark.... Well, damn it!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 February 3, 2004 QuoteReally!.............."Well hello"......... LOL....obviously you don't know me too well if you're surprised at that. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #19 February 3, 2004 QuoteWTF? She's setting up a playdate for her poor, divorced friends? I didn't know being divorced was going to make me a charity case! You want me to knock her out?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #20 February 3, 2004 Quote"Oh, I'm so glad you're here. I want to introduce you to my divorced friend, Sue. Since she's divorced too, I thought you all might want to hang out together." Is she hot? I'mean like MILF quality?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 February 3, 2004 Wading boots...hmmm... got any pics? Errrr... umm...you know from fishing or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #22 February 3, 2004 You three are hilarious. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #23 February 3, 2004 QuoteWading boots...hmmm... got any pics? Errrr... umm...you know from fishing or something. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hee! Hee! Reminds me of the other Sunday after church. This charming, raven-haired woman - tha tI had never met before - asked if I was so-and-so's husband. Once we got that out of the way, she told me THREE TIMES times that her not-so-attractive blonde friend was recently divorced, yada, yada. THREE TIMES! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 February 3, 2004 I used to get that. The conversation always had the inevitable "So...what do you do for a living?" question. My answer would always be "Well, I'm in-between things right now, but I've got stuff just around the corner." It's like there was an announcement, "Run, do not walk, to the nearest exit." The prospect has been evaluated and determined to not have funds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #25 February 3, 2004 Hey, next time show up with some good looking guy on your arm. Make sure he's really hot, hotter then her husband. Then as you walk by her, just wink, and whisper under your breath, "Yeah, it is kind of sad being divorced, but (fill in name) keeps me company on those long, cold, lonely nights"May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
