mujie96 0 #1 February 3, 2004 Oh MY GOD! I woke up at about 2 am gagging on the stench in my rented home. I've been sick lately, and nauseated a lot of the time, particularly when around strong odors so I got out of bed in search of pepto and ginger ale and found a bag of trash strewn across my kitchen floor, my front door pushed open, and the overpowering odor of the neighbor's unaltered male cat everywhere. Forget about kindness to the partially stray animals. I'm going to kill it. Anyone in AZ have a tranquilizer gun? Anyone want to help me move? AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGGHHHG Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #2 February 3, 2004 I say Staple that little Fuc##r to his owners garage door.......=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #3 February 3, 2004 this was SO not what i was hoping this post was about Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 February 3, 2004 Oh man, I wish I lived near ya. Fuck Tranquilizer guy, that's why God invented .22's, small, really quiet, easy/cheap to shoot. Sounds like a fun night!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #5 February 3, 2004 Lock the cat into Sefan's house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #6 February 3, 2004 Quotethis was SO not what i was hoping this post was about -- Yeah, I was pretty Disapponted too....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #7 February 3, 2004 AAAAHHHHH! In this case I think I have the right to take the damn thing and get it fixed before returning it to its rightful owner. Kiss those testes goodbye kitty kitty.... And I am so impressed with myself for closing the door of the room containing my new to me, unpacked canopy and partially assembled rig......good job team jess. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 February 3, 2004 QuoteAnyone want to help me move? I like the way you move...ta dum dum...I like the way... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #9 February 3, 2004 QuoteLock the cat into Sefan's house. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Here kitty kitty! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #10 February 3, 2004 I KNEW I could be of assistance in this matter. Another option would be to throw the cat in that green cesspool you guys call a hot tub. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #11 February 3, 2004 Speaking of kitties though, I have to go fetch our new one, Ellie Mae, from the vet in a bit. She got her front claws ripped out and spayed yesterday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #12 February 3, 2004 QuoteI have to go fetch our new one, Ellie Mae, Do you have photos of the new addition? I am expecting a new arrival in about 4 weeks....can't wait. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #13 February 3, 2004 Here is a pic of Ellie taken a couple of days ago. One of her and BillyBob as well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 February 3, 2004 QuoteHere is a pic of Ellie taken a couple of days ago. One of her and BillyBob as well What a purrrrfect picture! I figure that since Curtis named his dog "Betsy" I would return the favor Course if a female is chosen...I'll be callin' her "Trixie" bwahhhhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #15 February 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteAnyone want to help me move? I like the way you move...ta dum dum...I like the way... Sublime man Sublime.......____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #16 February 3, 2004 QuoteAnd I am so impressed with myself for closing the door of the room containing my new to me, unpacked canopy and partially assembled rig......good job team jess team Jess. smiling at that one!!! as for the cat... execute with extreme prejudice. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #17 February 3, 2004 Good god, she returns from the dead! Glad to know you're alive and ploting a kitty's demise Jes....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base428 1 #18 February 3, 2004 I recently found a cute little kitty near the roadside and thought I'd help it find a new home....(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #19 February 3, 2004 Well, glad to know I won't be the only one killing kittens tonight!! Here kitty kitty.......BANG!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #20 February 3, 2004 QuoteOh man, I wish I lived near ya. Fuck Tranquilizer guy, that's why God invented .22's, small, really quiet, easy/cheap to shoot. Sounds like a fun night! Couldn't agree moreTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 February 3, 2004 I can't believe that you people don't like kitties. I didn't until a Korean girl PMed me some recipes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #22 February 3, 2004 From that second one, I'm guessing the senior pet put in the claw removal request. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBCOOPER 5 #23 February 3, 2004 Practice up here.http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks2/index2.htmlReplying to: Re: Stall On Jump Run Emergency Procedure? by billvon If the plane is unrecoverable then exiting is a very very good idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #24 February 3, 2004 QuoteFrom that second one, I'm guessing the senior pet put in the claw removal request. Just fetched the newly-declawed and gutted feline from the vet. She is in good spirits. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #25 February 3, 2004 QuoteJust fetched the newly-declawed and gutted feline from the vet. She is in good spirits. *AAAhhhh Chooooo!! That's great. Now get that darn cat outta here. Some of us are allergic you know?!!! ahh choooo Oh my eyes.....ugh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites