velo90 0 #1 February 4, 2004 Well I thought it was funny (No it's not true) California Man sues CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake CORONA, CA (Corona Times) - A man is suing CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake for an on-air incident involving the exposure of one of Ms. Jackson's breasts. Steve Bosell of Corona, California has filed a lawsuit claiming that the incident left him physically ill, induced vomiting, psychologically scarred his children and has ruined sexual relations with his wife. "I just couldn't believe what I saw during the Superbowl Halftime Show. How could CBS allow Justin Timberlake to expose one of Janet Jackson's breasts on the air?" Bosell said. "I had just eaten two foot long sub sandwiches, which I bought at the local Subway sandwich shop. When Janet's breast appeared on TV I became physically ill and vomited before I could even make it to the restroom". According to the lawsuit, filed within hours of the incident by Riverside attorney Delores Blasingame, Mr. Bosell claims his children were psychologically scarred because they were first frightened and then laughed at him. "My own children ran away from me screaming like I was some sort of puking boogeyman who was coming to get them. After I finished vomiting on the living room floor, the children realized I was in a weakened, pathetic state and began to laugh at me. I am now in the process of hiring psychiatrists for my children." Bosell said in a strained voice. "Later in the evening, my wife refused to be intimate with me after I had cleaned up. When she finally agreed to be intimate and took her top off in the dim light of our bedroom, all I could see was Janet Jackson's big ugly breast with a metal star covering the nipple staring back at me. Then to top it off, I swear that it morphed into Michael Jackson's face! I suddenly realized I was still aroused with Michael's face staring back at me. At this point my manhood totally stopped working" Bosell said while breaking down sobbing. "I don't think I'll ever be able to get it up again!" CBS and representatives for Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake did not return calls regarding Mr. Bosell's lawsuit. "I demand compensation because CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake went absolutely out of their way to make me look like a fool" Mr. Bosell said. "I am asking other people to come foward and join my lawsuit against CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake." Mr. Bosell can be reached through his attorney Delores Blasingame at 1-800-449-8686. Copyright 2004 - Corona Times Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #2 February 4, 2004 That's awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 February 4, 2004 QuoteCBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake went absolutely out of their way to make me look like a fool Why would he need their help? Doin' a fine job all by his self. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #4 February 4, 2004 Wish I would have thought of that What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #5 February 4, 2004 The Globe and Mail is a fairly conservative Canadian newspaper. Yesterday they ran the poll "Janet Jackson's revealing moment during the Super Bowl halftime show has caused quite a stir in the U.S. Were you troubled by it?" Yes / No. 80% said No. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/GIS.Servlets.Page/document/polls/pollResults?id=23711&pollid=23711 I would LOVE to see a similar poll by a national conservative media organization in the US. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #6 February 4, 2004 Reading that made me ill, and ruined my life. If he gets any of that CBS or Jackson money, I'm going to sue him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 February 4, 2004 Um, Steve Bosell is a fictional character on the "Phil Hendrie" show. Phil HEndrie does a talk show where he does the voices of fictional guests. Steve Bosell sues everyone for everything. SHows how convincing Hendrie is. People call in his show, believing that Bosell is real, and argue. He's got lots of characters. Bosell sues. Ted Bell of "Ted's of Beverly Hills Steakhouse" (Their slogan? "We want to put our meat in your mouth") is the rich asshole. There are loads of characters. This is a fake. edited to add: Phil Hendrie is one of the funniest men in the world, and y'all should listen to his radio talk show for a good time. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #8 February 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteCBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake went absolutely out of their way to make me look like a fool Why would he need their help? Doin' a fine job all by his self. I second that!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
velo90 0 #9 February 4, 2004 QuoteThis is a fake errr... Read the 1st line in my post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 February 4, 2004 Dang velo. I missed that. D'Oh! Believe it or not, Steve Bosell's lawsuits have made some press in the past. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 February 4, 2004 Hello....can we say reading comprehension? Did everyone miss the first line of the original post? Let me quote it here again for you. QuoteWell I thought it was funny (No it's not true) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 February 4, 2004 I'm not going to look it up, but a while back there was a guy who sued a strip club for neck injuries because a stripper hit him with her breasts. The local radio hosts had a field day with that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #13 February 4, 2004 QuoteThe Globe and Mail is a fairly conservative Canadian newspaper. Yesterday they ran the poll "Janet Jackson's revealing moment during the Super Bowl halftime show has caused quite a stir in the U.S. Were you troubled by it?" Yes / No. 80% said No. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/GIS.Servlets.Page/document/polls/pollResults?id=23711&pollid=23711 I would LOVE to see a similar poll by a national conservative media organization in the US. _Am I believe I saw a poll on MSNBC about this - 51% of the people could care less - 8% were offended. Just because the media latched onto a story and given it more press than the Democratic race (why was Pat O'Brien on the Today show talking about a boob?) doesn't mean the rest of America is as concerned as them. This made good headlines, not good news...and now the feds need to react because of the amount of press they are giving it. Anyone else see the story from the White House that GWB missed it since he fell asleep during half time. Guess they have tried every avenue with this story - hoping it will die now._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #14 February 4, 2004 Oh pullleeeez. . .jeez, this man needs a life. He has a wife for gods sake. Has he never seen a tit before? Damn, he just wants money - you know it. He should have puked from overeating. He did say he ate 2 FOOT LONG SUBS. . .not one. . . God, I hate sue happy Californians some times. . .(yeah, I am a Californian but it is times like these that makes me gotta wonder. . .)________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 February 4, 2004 QuoteI believe I saw a poll on MSNBC about this - 51% of the people could care less - 8% were offended. The 8% were unattractive people. They are always offended by nudity. However, on the plus side, homely people were responsible for the repeal of prohibition. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #16 February 4, 2004 Here's your sign Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazyfrog 0 #17 February 4, 2004 why not sue Subway for a non-puke-proof sandwich ???---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bch7773 0 #18 February 4, 2004 didn't anybody actually get this was a joke???? people, how could you possibly read all the way through it, and not realize that it was a joke? even if you missed the disclaimer at the beginning, its written so you know that they made it up. that being said, it wouldn't surprise me if somebody ends up doing this for real. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #19 February 4, 2004 So for people who didn't read the original post, you expect them to read yours? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #20 February 4, 2004 I wonder if the left will think about those caps on lawsuits now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #21 February 4, 2004 QuotePhil Hendrie is one of the funniest men in the world, and y'all should listen to his radio talk show for a good time I listen to him every evening, Monday-Friday. I just can't believe that he gets people calling in and fighting with his characters. Do they not know that it's a joke?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GARYC24 3 #22 February 4, 2004 QuoteQuotePhil Hendrie is one of the funniest men in the world, and y'all should listen to his radio talk show for a good time I listen to him every evening, Monday-Friday. I just can't believe that he gets people calling in and fighting with his characters. Do they not know that it's a joke? The first time I heard this guy me and the owner of very small pizza place I worked at..used to listen to him..for about a month I didn't figure out he did the other caller voices! Man, that was funny! Then once I looked up his website..he even looks like his voice! hahah I'd like to get a tape of that show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyyhi 0 #23 February 4, 2004 QuoteHere's your sign Dang, I should actually READ what I am commenting on, eh. . .lol________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites benny 0 #24 February 4, 2004 QuoteAfter I finished vomiting on the living room floor, the children realized I was in a weakened, pathetic state and began to laugh at me. I am now in the process of hiring psychiatrists for my children." Bosell said in a strained voice. Bold denotes statements of fact as recognized by both the plaintiff and the defendant... Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crapflinger2000 1 #25 February 4, 2004 Funny. It would not surprise me if it were true. Re the actual stunt... I just wonder who thought it would be sexy or exotic or whatever to see an over the hill Janet Jackson (she is still good looking, but not what she was 10 years ago by any means) being molested by a dude who looks like he is 12. Looked like an ad for statutory rape or something. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
PhillyKev 0 #16 February 4, 2004 Here's your sign Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #17 February 4, 2004 why not sue Subway for a non-puke-proof sandwich ???---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #18 February 4, 2004 didn't anybody actually get this was a joke???? people, how could you possibly read all the way through it, and not realize that it was a joke? even if you missed the disclaimer at the beginning, its written so you know that they made it up. that being said, it wouldn't surprise me if somebody ends up doing this for real. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 February 4, 2004 So for people who didn't read the original post, you expect them to read yours? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 February 4, 2004 I wonder if the left will think about those caps on lawsuits now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #21 February 4, 2004 QuotePhil Hendrie is one of the funniest men in the world, and y'all should listen to his radio talk show for a good time I listen to him every evening, Monday-Friday. I just can't believe that he gets people calling in and fighting with his characters. Do they not know that it's a joke?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #22 February 4, 2004 QuoteQuotePhil Hendrie is one of the funniest men in the world, and y'all should listen to his radio talk show for a good time I listen to him every evening, Monday-Friday. I just can't believe that he gets people calling in and fighting with his characters. Do they not know that it's a joke? The first time I heard this guy me and the owner of very small pizza place I worked at..used to listen to him..for about a month I didn't figure out he did the other caller voices! Man, that was funny! Then once I looked up his website..he even looks like his voice! hahah I'd like to get a tape of that show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #23 February 4, 2004 QuoteHere's your sign Dang, I should actually READ what I am commenting on, eh. . .lol________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #24 February 4, 2004 QuoteAfter I finished vomiting on the living room floor, the children realized I was in a weakened, pathetic state and began to laugh at me. I am now in the process of hiring psychiatrists for my children." Bosell said in a strained voice. Bold denotes statements of fact as recognized by both the plaintiff and the defendant... Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #25 February 4, 2004 Funny. It would not surprise me if it were true. Re the actual stunt... I just wonder who thought it would be sexy or exotic or whatever to see an over the hill Janet Jackson (she is still good looking, but not what she was 10 years ago by any means) being molested by a dude who looks like he is 12. Looked like an ad for statutory rape or something. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
