samhussey 0 #1 February 5, 2004 http://www.theonion.com/onion3623/eight_pound_man.html The weirdest things seem to be happening these days.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 February 5, 2004 If you take the Onion seriously. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #3 February 5, 2004 What do you mean? The Onion is the most outstanding example of accurate unbiased media in the world. Except maybe the Brains Trust. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #4 February 5, 2004 You're kidding me. That just CANT be true. Let's face it, would you notice if an 8lb homeless man climbed inside your vagina? methinks quite possibly 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #5 February 5, 2004 "But we are nevertheless considering conducting a search of all area vaginas to see if any more small, naked men are on the prowl." lmao this can't be serious this is like the Weekly World News it is painful enough to give birth.... well so i've heard let alone have something crawl up there _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #6 February 5, 2004 all i can say is... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 February 5, 2004 That is just screwed up I can't even imagine some 8 pound man living up inside of me......EEEEWWWWW~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #8 February 5, 2004 *briiing* HW: Hello? M: Er, good afternoon madam. I'm from the vaginal inspection agency. We're doing door-to-door examinations to check for suspicious homeless people. HW: Umm... yes... M: Would it be possible to have a few moments of your time? HW: I guess so.. come on in. M: Thankyou. M: Right. Now, all I need to do is a simple inspection. Is that okay with you ? HW: Go ahead. My husband wont mind, anyway. M: Okay. Now, if you could just lie down on the floor just there, spread your legs a little, and relax. <*Snapp* of gloves> HW: Ooooh, that tickles! M: Just hold still for me a moment.. M: Hmm.. I think we've found something. HW: What??! M: Well.. it appears to be a tramp. HW: HUH? How did that get there? M: There has been a spate of homeless people seeking shelter recently. We believe they have been taking refuge. HW: Er, so it wasnt my husband's idea of kinky foreplay then? M: No madam, that's unlikely. <*POP*> M: It's a man! HW: Wow, can I keep it? M: No, he must be returned to his natural environment. HW: Aww. Okay. <*Yelling from tramp*> T: How fcuking DARE you! Just as I was getting comfy! H: Well.. I'll be damned.. Sorry.. couldn't resist. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #9 February 5, 2004 Its what news reports would be like if everyone was Catholic ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #10 February 5, 2004 Um...this is a joke article describing the birth of a male human baby. The joke being that nobody understood that fact. I guess nobody here did either Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #11 February 5, 2004 can you imagine pregnancy casie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #12 February 5, 2004 Quotecan you imagine pregnancy casie? Actually NO, haven't been there yet~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #13 February 5, 2004 QuoteUm...this is a joke article describing the birth of a male human baby. The joke being that nobody understood that fact. I guess nobody here did either OK Blahr, I just have to say, well Duh! Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #14 February 5, 2004 No seriously Fox News is reporting it as well. It must be true.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #15 February 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteUm...this is a joke article describing the birth of a male human baby. The joke being that nobody understood that fact. I guess nobody here did either OK Blahr, I just have to say, well Duh! You HAVE to say it? Why? Is it like tourettes or something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #16 February 5, 2004 I'm sooo f'n gullable~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #17 February 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteUm...this is a joke article describing the birth of a male human baby. The joke being that nobody understood that fact. I guess nobody here did either OK Blahr, I just have to say, well Duh! You HAVE to say it? Why? Is it like tourettes or something? BLAHR M#$(*#$ DAMNIT, SH*#@$ Oh sorry about that, too much coffee this morning, ticks acting up. I just wanna volunteer for the inspection team Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 February 5, 2004 QuoteI'm sooo f'n gullable Wanna go camping? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #19 February 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm sooo f'n gullable Wanna go camping? Aren't we camping at the Mardi Gras Boogie????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 February 5, 2004 QuoteAren't we camping at the Mardi Gras Boogie???? Yeah......I guess we are....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #21 February 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteAren't we camping at the Mardi Gras Boogie???? Yeah......I guess we are....... Ya gonna show me your gun?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #22 February 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteAren't we camping at the Mardi Gras Boogie???? Yeah......I guess we are....... no messing up my camper you two Ya gonna show me your gun?if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #23 February 5, 2004 Hey....I'm referring to the gun he keeps wanting to shoot people with.....not sure what you're implying~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 February 5, 2004 QuoteYa gonna show me your gun? You sound like Rebecca........ If you're nice maybe I'll let ya fondle it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #25 February 5, 2004 QuoteUm...this is a joke article describing the birth of a male human baby. The joke being that nobody understood that fact. I guess nobody here did either actually it was the first thing on my mind to say... that and "ok, so ?" i guess i'm not here often enough to be the first to point it out O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
