Cornholio 0 #1 February 4, 2003 Skydive Birthdays ?? If it is, I owe a case, cause today is my 1 year Birthday!! WOOOO!! One year ago I did my first skydive - a tandem. From the picture, doesn't it look like I wanted to do this again and again ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #2 February 4, 2003 ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Thanks for that, Matt, I needed that laugh...Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #3 February 4, 2003 Your face was similar to mine on my first tandem. I posted in another forum a few days ago. Check it out for a good laugh. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #4 February 4, 2003 Excellent expression. It looks like your eyes are falling out of your head! Happy skyday and sure give Beer Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #5 February 4, 2003 That's a perfect picture!! If you're feeling nice, give the beer. All you can do is bribe the bastards anyway Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarge 0 #6 February 4, 2003 As far as I can tell it looks you're pissed that you didn't get the double+ barrel-roll exit you thought you paid for and the tanden master is thinking, "oh. shit....!" > edited to add... "make him buy the beer!!! lol!! . -- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #7 February 4, 2003 If you need to ask..... then you probably do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #8 February 4, 2003 Nice arch! not. Personally, I think that skydiving birthdays should see other skydivers buying you beer, some to drink, some to pour on your head, etc. But that's just me. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #9 February 4, 2003 DUDE!! You had that EXACT same expression on your face in Eloy when ya jumped. Glad to see your consistent "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #10 February 4, 2003 LMMFAO - i knew there was a reason i logged on today! .namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #11 February 4, 2003 The way I look at it... if you must ask if you owe beer, then you are obligated to buy it. I know the Tandem master, I'd have that expression too! (just kidding.....I'd never look like that)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 February 4, 2003 You appear to need tp for your bunghole... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #13 February 4, 2003 Quote If you need to ask..... then you probably do. I was just about to say that same thing- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #14 February 4, 2003 Ah, my dude. 99 jumps later you had it licked, and I was there.... Happy birthday! JP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablito 0 #15 February 4, 2003 Congratulations!!! Happy Skydiving Bday "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 February 4, 2003 Happy Sky B-day Matt!!! No I don't think it is beer offensible but I never turn down a free beer either!! Haha...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #17 February 4, 2003 sniff... sniff... Do I smell my favorite kinda beer? Oh, and MAtt... if'n you got ANY jumps in on Sunday at Hollister, YOU SUCK!!!I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #18 February 4, 2003 Quotesniff... sniff... Do I smell my favorite kinda beer? Oh, and MAtt... if'n you got ANY jumps in on Sunday at Hollister, YOU SUCK!!! Why yes, now that you mention it.... I got in 5 jumps on Sunday!!! {rub} {rub} {rub} Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #19 February 4, 2003 LMAO... "Here, Hold this........"I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #20 February 4, 2003 I wish the picture came out from my tandem dive, there was a stain in the crotch of the suit. I was told that it was a coke stain. cool...untill I remembered a guy that jumped about a half hour before me talking about how he "nearly" pissed himself. Nearly? <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #21 February 5, 2003 Quote Why yes, now that you mention it.... I got in 5 jumps on Sunday!!! {rub} {rub} {rub} You DOG!!!... ok.. I'm sending you my number. Call me and pick me up on the way next time :)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #22 February 4, 2004 Happy Brithday to me Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday dear Cornhoooolioooo!! Happy Birthday to me! Yes Lisa reminded me of my Sky Birthday I had yesterday.... Gosh I feel so old at 2 years old.... LOL Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #23 February 4, 2004 Happy Birthday....thanx for sharing your tandem picture~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #24 February 4, 2004 Happy Birthday, Matt! And you are SOOO lying about Hollister last Sunday... MikeDoctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 February 4, 2004 Was that out of a Beech 99?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
