Where's the friday funny?

[velo90 0]

Come on I could do with a good joke to make me laugh

[AggieDave 6]

Here, no guaruntee on quality of joke, these are from the "Joke a day" e-mail.

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Mornin', my little Fruit of the Loom,

The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared
when I shook them out.

"April," I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

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wife shows her husband a silk handkerchief and asks him,
"Doesn't this belong to your secretary?"

"Where did you find that?" he stutters.

"I didn't," she answers. "The mailman found it on your night-stand."

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Casie 0]

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!