jumperconway 0 #1 February 6, 2004 Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today.. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma." Boss........"Anal Glaucoma? What's that?" Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 February 6, 2004 .......how bout I can't come in today due to lackanukie~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #3 February 6, 2004 Quote.......how bout I can't come in today due to lackanukie You rang? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #4 February 6, 2004 That was very funny. Thanks. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdy2skydive 0 #5 February 6, 2004 How about calling in afraid? "Hi boss. This is Lisa. I'm afraid I won't be able to come into work today." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites