jmpnkramer 0 #1 February 6, 2004 An Iowa man whose wife testified his penis was too small to be seen from 35 feet away now faces jail time for indecent exposure. Doug Neece, 41, has been on trial for three charges of indecent exposure. Part of his defense entailed having his wife testify that he is not well endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet. That did not appear too convincing to the Scott County jury that took five hours to convict him. Neece faces up to a year in jail on each charge and will be placed on the state's sex offender registry. Laters, .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #2 February 6, 2004 ROTF LMFAO!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #3 February 6, 2004 Looks like a penis, only smaller. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 February 6, 2004 YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
