jumperconway 0 #1 February 6, 2004 Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, she throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #2 February 6, 2004 lmao! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #3 February 6, 2004 Cool! An oldie, but goodie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #4 February 6, 2004 Its pretty old - and I always seem to be very drunk when I tell it - with a ridiculous french accent, and about half way through the pilot goes from being Jean-Pierre to being Jean-Francois and later turns into Jean-Claude - I can be pretty long winded when drunk funny though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #5 February 6, 2004 Quote Its pretty old - and I always seem to be very drunk when I tell it - with a ridiculous french accent, and about half way through the pilot goes from being Jean-Pierre to being Jean-Francois and later turns into Jean-Claude - I can be pretty long winded when drunk funny though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #6 February 6, 2004 Heard it before but still very funny What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #7 February 7, 2004 Must be an old joke, I didn't know the French had fighter pilots."One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #8 February 7, 2004 QuoteMust be an old joke, I didn't know the French had fighter pilots. they don't... they have pilots (you have to take out the word fighter ) they need the pilots to tow the giant white flag over their army. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ian84 0 #9 February 7, 2004 HAHA I love it!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #10 February 7, 2004 Good one!.....That joke made the rounds real quick today at work...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameramonkey 0 #11 February 7, 2004 FOR SALE: French infantry rifle. Like new: Dropped once, never fired.Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #12 February 9, 2004 LOL"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #13 February 9, 2004 QuoteFOR SALE: French infantry rifle. Like new: Dropped once, never fired. you know you're in sad company when no one else gets that joke. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
