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The Car Jacking
This is a true story ... An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and
upon
returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding
to
scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded
to
load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's
seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried
and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found
her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags
into the car and drove to the Police station. The sergeant to whom she
told
the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the
counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad,
elderly
woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white
hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. AH, SENIOR
MOMENTS

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