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			July 21, 2041
at the age of 83 years old.
And I don't give a flying f*%k if it is a repost. This is the first time I have seen it so that is good enough for me.
edit to fix a shit load of typos.
"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
			
		
		
		
	at the age of 83 years old.
And I don't give a flying f*%k if it is a repost. This is the first time I have seen it so that is good enough for me.
edit to fix a shit load of typos.
"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
			January 8, 2053 
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (24%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
that's my day i guess.
later
		
		
	at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (24%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
that's my day i guess.
later
champu 1
			March 10, 2052
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (26%)
Cancer (15%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
		
		
	at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (26%)
Cancer (15%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
larry 0
			I'm just happy to find out that so many other people have hairy nipples too!
		
		
	
“Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth
			
		
			May 20, 2043 
at the age of 78 years old.
		
		
	at the age of 78 years old.
"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
			
		Blahr 0
			October 9, 2050
at the age of 85 years old.
That what no alcohol or cigarettes and regualr exercize will do for ya 
Just out of curiosity, I put in that I had unprotected sex with 9000 people and it only reduced my life expectancy by one year and switched my cause of death from cancer to a horrible accident. I guess it will be a horrible sex accident. 
How I felt on a scale of 1 to 10 had no effect on the outcome.
If I intentionally put in the worst answers I can it gives me until the day after tomorrow 
			
		
		
		
	at the age of 85 years old.
That what no alcohol or cigarettes and regualr exercize will do for ya
 
Just out of curiosity, I put in that I had unprotected sex with 9000 people and it only reduced my life expectancy by one year and switched my cause of death from cancer to a horrible accident. I guess it will be a horrible sex accident.
 
How I felt on a scale of 1 to 10 had no effect on the outcome.
If I intentionally put in the worst answers I can it gives me until the day after tomorrow
 
			
		
			2049.
69.
Well Ill live more then i expected.
		
		
	69.
Well Ill live more then i expected.
			July 21, 2049 
at the age of 65 years old.
I have a 27% chance of dying by alien abduction. That is my worst fear! AHHHH! I'm scared now!
		
		
	at the age of 65 years old.
I have a 27% chance of dying by alien abduction. That is my worst fear! AHHHH! I'm scared now!
I'm so funny I crack my head open!
P.M.S. #102
			
		P.M.S. #102
			BTW at 83 I assume "horrible accident"means the hands of a pissed off husband.
"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
			
		
		
		
	"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
			July 21, 2041 
AP News Release
newsstand passes away at the age of 83 years old. Mr. newsstand was driving on I-95 when his automobile was struck with a flying f##k.

			
		
		
		
	AP News Release
newsstand passes away at the age of 83 years old. Mr. newsstand was driving on I-95 when his automobile was struck with a flying f##k.

			I want to know how many peple light firecrackers in their mouths then spit them out at the last minute.  man that made me laugh.
CJP
Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
			
		
		
		
	CJP
Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

Maybe I should start shaving my nipples.
Don
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."
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