skysprite 0 #1 February 9, 2004 Please? Someone buy my first born so I can freaking start AFF! It'll be quite a few years, but I'll let you know as soon as the little one is born. Oh, and if your name just happens to be Rumplestiltskin, that's even better! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 9, 2004 Take it to Mexico.....I hear they will give you a good price for a first born there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 February 9, 2004 A few years? Just get knocked up! Then as soon as the kid's born, you can start AFF! It's only nine months . . . *throws up flame shield and runs* Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #4 February 9, 2004 You might find more demand for your services if you offered participation in the creation of said first born Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 February 9, 2004 Meh, just sell an egg, I heard those go for $30k or something like that... Or you could do what I did. Become a packer and work your nuts (or whatever) off.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #6 February 9, 2004 QuoteYou might find more demand for your services if you offered participation in the creation of said first born hmmmmmmm. I'll be an Ebayer! You'll get my virginity (honest! ) AND my first born! Any takers? ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #7 February 9, 2004 QuoteYou might find more demand for your services if you offered participation in the creation of said first born I knew it would only be a matter of time . Quick skysprite, go w/ Kelly ...run, run, run!! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #8 February 9, 2004 Hi Tif, Remember, you can also sell a kidney or something like that. And if you take my FJC, drink lotsa Red Bull. See ya, Shark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 February 9, 2004 QuoteYou'll get my virginity (honest! ) So YOU'RE the one we can sacrifice if it rains!!!!! You need to come to Skydive Atlanta; we don't have any left! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #10 February 9, 2004 Ebay's already taking those auctions down... hmm, i notice the forum rules don't have a clause against prostitution... DZ.com classifieds? Miscellaneous? Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 February 9, 2004 QuoteYou need to come to Skydive Atlanta; we don't have any left! Come now....you know Jenn is pure as the driven snow. BTW...next time you see her give her a HUGE hug for me!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #12 February 9, 2004 Oh shit, this thread has given me an idea... I was trying to think of a business to go on the boogie circuit with... PIMP, hoes? Listen, since I've only got one AFF level to go, i'll only take a 30% cut. Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 February 9, 2004 Which Jenn? Jenn B. or Jenn H. (as in Trey's wife)? I love both of them! I just want to know which one you're referring to! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 February 9, 2004 Quoteas in Trey's wife They got MARRIED?????????? and they DIDN'T TELL ME??????? I'm gonna kick both their asses! Jenn G of course.....my bestsssss girl buddy in the world. I should see Trey again at Mardi Gras. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 February 9, 2004 Yes, they got married over Christmas . . . engaged over Thanksgiving, married over Christmas in St. Thomas . . . nice, huh? And yeah, he's taking our precious King Air with him . . . Boo hiss. Unless I end up going, then Yea!!! You'd better get him a gift (and no sheep or hookers)! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 February 9, 2004 Quote engaged over Thanksgiving, married over Christmas in St. Thomas . . . nice, huh? Too cool....big ass congrats to them! QuoteYou'd better get him a gift (and no sheep or hookers)! Aaawwwwwwww..........well that narrows down the gift list now doesn't it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #17 February 10, 2004 hey, sprite--- couple of ways to pay for AFF- 1. learn how to pack 2. I hear manifest over at Perris is hiring someone for weekends... 3. you're a uni student. go into the job placement office and ask if they keep a list of tutors. Parents call the office and look for a tutor for their kids. say you tutor in math. you'll get calls all the time and you can charge like $20 an hour. that's what I did as a student, and it worked great. 4. bring in friends to do tandems at Elsinore. they credit you money towards AFF every time you bring a friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #18 February 10, 2004 QuoteListen, since I've only got one AFF level to go, i'll only take a 30% cut. Dude...rule #!.....GOTTA KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND STRONG. 30%....fahhh. Take it all, the biotch is probably holding back on you anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #19 February 10, 2004 awww foo nightingale, why'd you have to go and give alternatives to her whoring herself out?? Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #20 February 10, 2004 because she's a nice kid and I'd like to see her stay that way. j/k sprout. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #21 February 10, 2004 Quotebecause she's a nice kid and I'd like to see her stay that way. j/k sprout. and who says hoes ain't nice?? yo Kev, I'm gonna havta smak some hoes if they don't straighten up. Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #22 February 10, 2004 Ah shucks Tiff. . .It was good to meet you this past weekend. You will do so great in AFF. . .I know you are anxious to get started. . .I know my "permagrin" (I think that is what Kris called it) didn't help much. . . You will get there soon. . .you definitely have skydiving in your blood. . .________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #23 February 10, 2004 QuoteYou will get there soon. . .you definitely have skydiving in your blood. . . Uh...you too, chica! Thanks for sharing in an amazing weekend, Darcy! Sat night and Sunday...(Good God the pain!!!), but it was sooooo worth it. I will tell you about my jumps later... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 February 10, 2004 Tiffany, honey, you are the BEST!!! Your energy and love for this community, as well as, your obvious passion for skydiving is so wonderful. Personally, I think that it's just awesome that you are so in love with the sky. I will definitely look forward to seeing you on the DZ, again. Like I said, let's have lunch or something soon...out where we both live. Just relax and save up your money, sweetie. It will be better for you to begin when you can afford to go through the whole thing without having to stop for long periods of time. Yes, it is very difficult and pricey to be an AFF student. I know that you will be just wondeful up there when the time is right for you! We all love you whether you come to the DZ to jump or just to watch. It's all good, honey... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #25 February 10, 2004 QuoteTake it to Mexico.....I hear they will give you a good price for a first born there. Bteer if sold in China. Men out number women something like 10 to 1. I saw something on tv about a big woman/girl abducting then selling ring.Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
