birth control

[pleifer 0]

from http://home.texoma.net/~gustav/birth.htm

look ^ clicky

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Birth Control
melody: Yesterday, by Beatles


Birth control,
all my troubles seemed so far away.
When I was going up my girlfriend's hole,
oh, I believe in birth control.
Suddenly, there's a shotgun hanging over me,
it was unexpected pregnancy.
Oh, I believe in birth control.

Why I had to come, I don't know,
she wouldn't blow.
I stayed in too long, now I long for birth control.

Syphilis, it all started with a simple kiss.
Now it hurts me when I try to piss.
Oh, I believe in syphilis.

Lepracy, there are pieces falling off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be.
Oh, I believe in lepracy.

Mmmmmmmmmmm.....

well I used to be able to listen to this song with a strait face

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[AggieDave 6]

Holy crap, you got that from Texoma.net? That's based in Sherman, where I grew up and I worked for Internet Texoma for something like 4 years.

That's random.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[pleifer 0]

yea I just stumbled apon it

I was actually looking for a deff. of lepracy

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[Michele 1]

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I was actually looking for a deff. of lepracy

Do you mean leprosy? As in the skin disease? Look here.

Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[pleifer 0]

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I was actually looking for a deff. of lepracy

Do you mean leprosy? As in the skin disease? Look here.

Ciels-
Michele

ahh yes that is the one..... I have been cursed spelling.... but science and math are natural
thanks

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[Lee03 0]

Uh Boy!

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To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities.

--Nevil Shute, Slide Rule