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What will the Clintons do now that their puppet has left the race?

I predict that they will wait for Kerry to enlist Edwards for the VP slot and then they'll graciously provide their endorsement. Everything they touch turns to sh*t politically speaking, so that will ensure Kerry's defeat in 2004, allowing Hillary to run in 2008.
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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You guys can say what you want but how do you think I feel? I may have to PROTECT these shit heads when they come through here.....[:/] I certainly did NOT volunteer.



Hmmm...I will do my duty and remind you that you may have sworn to defend the Constitution right? (sarcasm switch now on--->) Drink heavily the night before. ;)
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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What? You got drafted?




Apparently......first they asked for "volunteers" , ya know cause Secret Service is so cool. Well....I went through 1 1/2 years and $7000 to learn about Executive Protection. I know damn well what "Non-Detail" members do. Yep....guard alleys, dumpsters, fetch coffe, and batteries. I said .....gee "No Thanks." Then all of a sudden "Secret Service Training" is "mandatory." >:( Fuckers!!!!

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.I will do my duty and remind you that you may have sworn to defend the Constitution right?




Well....I did get a story of a guy taking a RIGHTEOUS CRAP in Ted Kennedy's hotel room literally seconds before he got there. So bad ole Ted left the room. :D Another about NYPD emptying the liquor cabinet and eating all the sandwiches in the "Holding Room." :D

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.I will do my duty and remind you that you may have sworn to defend the Constitution right?




Well....I did get a story of a guy taking a RIGHTEOUS CRAP in Ted Kennedy's hotel room literally seconds before he got there. So bad ole Ted left the room. :D Another about NYPD emptying the liquor cabinet and eating all the sandwiches in the "Holding Room." :D



All in the line of duty dude...all in the line of duty! :P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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