wildblue 7 #26 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteOr maybe the air in North Texas has some strange effects on people. Or the doctors. After the surgeons finished repairing her pelvis, they accidently put it in backwards. Don So you're saying she's literally ass-backwards? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 February 11, 2004 QuoteSo you're saying she's literally ass-backwards? Whoa....my first question of course is "What sort of sexual implications does this have?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #28 February 11, 2004 I was thinking if it was a guy, you could tell him to go "f*ck himself" and he'd be able to say: "OK". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 February 11, 2004 Quote I was thinking if it was a guy, you could tell him to go "f*ck himself" and he'd be able to say: "OK". Damn.....wish I could do that....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #30 February 11, 2004 Ugh. Another recruit for the "Lube" thread.... Blech. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 February 11, 2004 Quote Ugh. Another recruit for the "Lube" thread.... Giulty......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #32 February 11, 2004 Quoteyou could tell him to go "f*ck himself" Clinton, you're too young to use that kind of language....what would your mother say ? QuoteDamn.....wish I could do that....... I'm sure you've tried it, though. Clay...want to be the third for me and Seth's NEW 3-way team ? Jessica's lost the capacity to verbally spar with me anymore (although she can still run rings around Seth on his best day). I just worry that you might cry easily, and therefore ruin my fun. EDIT -- QuoteGiulty......... Never mind. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #33 February 11, 2004 QuoteJessica's lost the capacity to verbally spar with me anymore That's what you think, you crusty, pathetic, grandiose-notioned piece of crap.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 February 11, 2004 QuoteI just worry that you might cry easily, and therefore ruin my fun. I never cry......unless a girl steals my Woobie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #35 February 11, 2004 QuoteThat's what you think, you crusty, pathetic, grandiose-notioned piece of crap. Wow,......I think my nipples are hard...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #36 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteThat's what you think, you crusty, pathetic, grandiose-notioned piece of crap. Wow,......I think my nipples are hard...... Well, I know mine are! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #37 February 11, 2004 Oh, Don. I almost feel bad. You so amazingly suck at the first few attempts at 4 way with Eliana..... The best scene in the whole thing, however is when she WHACKS! Prephect's hand the hell off her leg gripper at one point. So, there's hope for you. JP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 February 11, 2004 Quotehe best scene in the whole thing, however is when she WHACKS! Prephect's hand the hell off her leg gripper at one point. Well.....ya know.....a guy HAS to try right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #39 February 11, 2004 QuoteYou so amazingly suck at the first few attempts at 4 way with Eliana..... You know....had you kept your mouth shut, no one would even know that was me ("what happens in Eloy, STAYS in Eloy", and all that). For those of you who DON'T know......I'm the one in the purple-and-black Javelin, and a SKYKAT sticker on my pruple helmet. (....of course, I haven't received my copy yet, due to the slow and inept shipping department at "Duece Productions"....) Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #40 February 11, 2004 QuoteWhoa....my first question of course is "What sort of sexual implications does this have?" Doesn't matter, no one in their right mind (except maybe Don) would touch Jessica sexually anywayit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #41 February 11, 2004 Quotehad you kept your mouth shut, no one would even know that was me We all knew.......... No one sucks THAT bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #42 February 11, 2004 It's Pull Time Productions, meathead. PullTime.net And you are glorious in the later skydives. And Fabulous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #43 February 11, 2004 QuoteThat's what you think, you crusty, pathetic, grandiose-notioned piece of crap. "Mmmmm....yeah.....that's it.....WORK that thesaurus, baby !" Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 February 11, 2004 QuoteDoesn't matter, no one in their right mind (except maybe Don) would touch Jessica sexually anyway I don't know....after seeing the "I'm terrified of the Skyvan door" come hither look....she can be VERY hard to resist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #45 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteDoesn't matter, no one in their right mind (except maybe Don) would touch Jessica sexually anyway I don't know....after seeing the "I'm terrified of the Skyvan door" come hither look....she can be VERY hard to resist. ... you're also attracted to sheep... so.. uhh.. yeah...it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 February 11, 2004 Quote.. you're also attracted to sheep... so.. uhh.. yeah... Hmmm...true....... Do ya think she would wear wool chaps for me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #47 February 11, 2004 Quote And you are glorious in the later skydives. And Fabulous. You can cease-and -desist with the insincere compliments.....I've already PayPal'd you. Quoteno one in their right mind (except maybe Don) would touch Jessica sexually anyway Wrong again....she's quite sexy.....in a decrepit, stunted-munchkin sort of way. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #48 February 11, 2004 QuoteHmmm...true....... Do ya think she would wear wool chaps for me? Just dying to use those velcro gloves, aren't you? QuoteWrong again....she's quite sexy.....in a decrepit, stunted-munchkin sort of way. Jesus man! Are you high?! I guess I shouldn't be surprised by a total lack of taste, coming from a Michigan fan.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #49 February 11, 2004 QuoteJust dying to use those velcro gloves, aren't you? I just bet she has a DAMN sexy BAAAAAAAHHHHHH...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #50 February 11, 2004 Just remember, there is no rule that says you have to trun the points belly-to-earth. If half the team wants to backfly, it's all good.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
