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Jessica

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mmm, that would be an "upside-down (jessi)cake" would it? Looks like fun... Have you ever thought of getting your teammates to take that exit off WITH you into a Horny Gorilla? ;) ... It'not FAI kosher but it's waaaaay fun! Great picture!

Dave


Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney)

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mmm, that would be an "upside-down (jessi)cake" would it?



Yes, that's me, but it's not my fault. My visor fogged up. My bootie came off. The uppers were kicking. I have ADHD.

(Just trying out excuses. Any of them sound good?)
Skydiving is for cool people only

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The uppers were kicking.



This one is unique. I've never known uppers to be strong enough to blow you off the formation AND upside down, though.

Must be those Texas winds....EVERYTHING'S bigger in Texas. ;)


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Your suckiness brings down the whole team. I hope you're happy - you're single-handedly destroying the dreams of 3 (maybe 4, but cameramen don't count) other people. How can you sleep at night? Charlatan.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Fuck freefly! This is a hard-core, balls-to-the-wall, no-pussies-allowed FORMATION SKYDIVING TEAM!



um, princess, you may want to rephrase that to "no pansies allowed RW team"

or whatever you flat folks call it.
witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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I may funnel every skydive, but I am a Joy to Be Around™. JUST ASK ANYONE. If they say I'm not tell me and I will break their legs.



OOH, her I like.

[bad Italian voice] She reminds me o my yut back in Joisey. Jes like uncle Tony. [/voice]

(no, neither my mother or father had a brother named Tony) B|

whasamatta fuh you, eh?
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witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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:P Hmmm....looks like a partial inverted Sidebody?

Enough of that, for the important stuff, what's your team name? Do you have your special handshake down yet?B|
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Or maybe the air in North Texas has some strange effects on people.



Or the doctors.

After the surgeons finished repairing her pelvis, they accidently put it in backwards.


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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