Skydiving Peeps... Which would you prefer? SIN

[Kennedy 0]

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In all honesty, your sex talk bores me, because I would much rather be having it than reading someone else's escapades.

HERE, HERE !!

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[sunshine 2]

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And just to clarify, I don't REALLY care, and I very firmly believe in the principle of "if you don't like a thread topic, don't read it". So I wasn't trying to be bitchy before. It's just that talk of anal sex makes my ass hurt

Good thing you weren't at WFFC last year. I think anal sex came up at least 5 times a day. It was all DaGimps fault too!!!

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[turtlespeed 226]

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That's all you got?

ChopChop - help her out here ...

I am just a widdle beginner ..... Why don't you help me out Turtlespeed??

Only if we can get video.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[RoysPlayThing 0]

chopchop?... Is Jealousy ringing in your ears too???... LMAO!

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[Kennedy 0]

dunno bout him, but last night was a fairly vocal seesion, and she had my ears ringing...

yeah, I'm that good.

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[RoysPlayThing 0]

chopchop gets everything ringing on me.... everytime.

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[Vallerina 2]

Yes, you're right. Everyone who has a great sex life wants post about it all the time. (insert eye rolling icon here.)

It's not that I care if anyone posts about their sex life. More power to ya! You asked what we think, though. I think it's boring. Neither of you ever give any sort of "new" ideas on anything. So, you go and have great sex all the time. Whoop dee do. So do many people on this site. I find others sex lives boring unless they're going to give me something I can use (ie, telling me about the bungee swing or hanging harness, which plane is best for sex, which porn has decent looking guys, etc etc.) If I want to read about same old sex over and over, I can read Cosmo's stories.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[chopchop 0]

I would have responded sooner but I was searching for the wealth of "new" ideas and useful information you have posted over the years..

My search, not surprisingly, turned up empty, despite the huge quantity of posts.

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

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[Kennedy 0]

CAT FIGHT !!!

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[benny 0]

Your posts always leave me wondering WTF you two are doing? I mean, do you sit in the same room on two computers posting this? Are you at work at different jobs posting this? Do you take turns on one computer posting? If the sex is so great how do you have so much time to post? I mean, I typically only PW during my single phases.

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[Kennedy 0]

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(ie, telling me about the bungee swing or hanging harness, which plane is best for sex, which porn has decent looking guys, etc etc.)

nothing is better than business class on an international flight. (except maybe first class, but I haven't tried that yet)

big seats, comfy cushions, attentive stewardesses- until you want privacy, free drinks as fast as you can order, etc etc etc.

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[chopchop 0]

We work together but we do have a lot of free time. We spend about an hour a day having sex. Today, we are at home in the same room on 2 different laptops but are getting ready to go canoeing this afternoon.

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

[RoysPlayThing 0]

Strange perception but even as much as we get in spurts of post's we still have sex on average about 2-3 times in a 24 hour period and we never miss a day... So put that in your pipe, and smoke it.

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[Vallerina 2]

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I would have responded sooner but I was searching for the wealth of "new" ideas and useful information you have posted over the years..

I also don't post every time I have sex. But, you're right. My sex life is rather dull and monotonous (insert eye rolling icon here.) Just ask Phreezone!

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Why do you ask for people's opinions if you will ignore them? Like I said, talk about your sex life until Skybytch sells a recent AFF grad a brand spankin' new Katana....I don't care, but I find it boring. Your sexlife is useless to me. What is useless to me is generally boring to me.

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[PhreeZone 20]

Val's actually got quite the post collection of useful sex tips on here. Last week was the porn one, the rest are on here. You just need to look for them, they are there. Unfortunally I've heard first hand the results of the posts...

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[Vallerina 2]

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Unfortunally I've heard first hand the results of the posts...

That was Cajun and Jen.

And, if you wouldn't have brought over all the sexy Ron Jeremy porn, Eric, you wouldn't have heard anything!

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[benny 0]

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we still have sex on average about 2-3 times in a 24 hour period

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We spend about an hour a day having sex

well at least he's not a "minute man"

Never go to a DZ strip show.

[happythoughts 0]

A couple who have been married a long time are having sex. They have been going at it for about 45 minutes and are sweaty and tired when the women says, "You couldn't think of anyone new either, huh?"

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Strange perception but even as much as we get in spurts of post's we still have sex on average about 2-3 times in a 24 hour period and we never miss a day... So put that in your pipe, and smoke it.

Healthy sex is KEY to a solid relationship...anyone who's been with the same love for several years can tell ya that! So more power to ya...I wish my love and I had the kind of time you two do, but we're working on it! -difference is now I can start making those into realities...

~Jaye
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[melstarr 0]

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Healthy sex is the KEY to a solid relationship...anyone who's been with the same love for several years can tell ya that!

I second that acme* ~ a VERY true statement* and the 2nd key to a healthy relationship is: $$

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[RoysPlayThing 0]

[reply Your sexlife is useless to me. What is useless to me is generally boring to me.

[Vallerina 2]

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I heard that people who are boring, often get bored!!...*sigh*... poor thing! ..

And it only took you nearly 6 hours to come up with that one! Way to go! Please enroll in Jessicake's "Insults 101" class.

Plus, I know plenty of posters here who have much crazier sex lives than you could come up with (no...really...having anal sex...morning sex.....oral sex...whatever...nothing new....), yet...they don't feel the need to post about it at all.

Overcompensating for the lack of excitement in your sex life by posting how exciting it is still won't make it very exciting for you.

And, once again, you asked what people thought of your posts. There's plenty of stuff on dz.com that bores me. People who post about their sex lives of stuff that has been done millions of times before is not interesting. Do not ask questions if you do not really want the answers, or if you cannot take criticism.

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[Deuce 1]

Yeah, and Roy and Lany, I can't help but suspect that your kids have access to the internet.

At what age is it appropriate for a boyfriend to ask the world how he should f*ck his girlfriend up the ass?

In her parent's view?

I apologize now if this offends you. I'm happy for both of your being so connected with each other's needs. But I don't like you making the posts unreadable for kids.

And if they are readable, what age is right for kids to start considering the best anal lube for sodomy?

[Gawain 0]

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It's s landslide so far...

LOL...Indeed...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!