Satanic Toaster

[skysprite 0]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2984889949&category=1469

~skysprite

[Unstable 9]

Didn't they have one of those on "GhostbustersII" ???

=========Shaun ==========

[bch7773 0]

it seems like a pretty good way to get people to pay a lot of money for a used toaster.

MB 3528, RB 1182

[peacefuljeffrey 0]

Weird. I was originally kinda creeped out, but then I realized that the guy's story was exactly like the old Twilight Zone episode that starred Telly Savalas as a mean stepfather who is threatened and then killed by his stepdaughter's evil, indestructible talking doll. (They used that as the basis of the Simpsons Halloween episode segment, "Clown Without Pity.") Also, Stephen King's "The Monkey" is very similar.

I couldn't believe that the seller lists $10 as the starting price... but there's a reserve. Why does someone set both a starting price and a reserve on the same item? Isn't the starting price moot?

Did you see, there have been TWENTY NINE BIDS, and the thing is currently listed for $49 with the reserve not yet met!?

I'll bet I could destroy it. I just don't wanna blow that kinda money to prove it.

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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

[Douva 0]

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Weird. I was originally kinda creeped out, but then I realized that the guy's story was exactly like the old Twilight Zone episode that starred Telly Savalas as a mean stepfather who is threatened and then killed by his stepdaughter's evil, indestructible talking doll. (They used that as the basis of the Simpsons Halloween episode segment, "Clown Without Pity.") Also, Stephen King's "The Monkey" is very similar.

"I'm Talking Tina, and I'm going to kill you."

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I couldn't believe that the seller lists $10 as the starting price... but there's a reserve. Why does someone set both a starting price and a reserve on the same item? Isn't the starting price moot?

Did you see, there have been TWENTY NINE BIDS, and the thing is currently listed for $49 with the reserve not yet met!?

Uh...yeah...I've got all sorts of satanic stuff at my house. I bet my "satanic electric can opener" will fetch a nice price after I regale the bidders with the story of what it did to my cat.

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I'll bet I could destroy it. I just don't wanna blow that kinda money to prove it.

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How about we take up a DZ.com collection to buy it and take it on a little airplane ride?

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[yardhippie 0]

Its like the field of dreams.... put it on ebay... and they will buy it!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[pds 0]

what i need to know is how did you happen to come across said toaster on ebay?

namaste, motherfucker.

[countryscrub 0]

i had one of those once ...only it wasnt a toaster it was a vaccume cleaner ..... and it didnt burn toast ...but every morning id wake up and it would be stuck on my ...well...um heck...anyways it was truly evil

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[WrongWay 0]

I gotta get one of those!!!

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[Pammi 0]

That thing is up to $46 bucks! I need to get out some of my old crap and sell it on Ebay with a good story apparently!

Pammi

[Remster 30]

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I need to get out some of my old crap and sell it on Ebay with a good story apparently!

For sale: slightly used bottle of baby oil



I'm sure that could get a few bucks Pammi! lol

Remster

[freeflir29 0]

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I'm sure that could get a few bucks Pammi! lol

Where does the bidding start?????