jumperconway 0 #1 February 11, 2004 POLISH SAUSAGE A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a chorizo, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says sheepishly, "Well, no." With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 February 11, 2004 Actually, there's a gal who sells some great polish sausage outside the home depot in my old hometown. As good as Cosco's! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 February 11, 2004 A good joke is just wasted on some people.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
