kansasskydiver 0 #1 February 11, 2004 Hmmm I don't know if I'd drive http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/02/11/australia.shark.ap/index.html<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #2 February 11, 2004 That's one of those articles that make me want to run around the house screaming at the thought of it. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #3 February 11, 2004 The only thing I can say is that had to sting What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #4 February 11, 2004 I'll tell you what I'd do if some damn fish attached its self to me - I'd make a fist and start smacking the crap out of its head till it either let go or dropped appart. You can only imagine what was going through the fishes head though... "oh boy, I gotta big one here - the guys are gonna think this is sooo cool...." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 February 11, 2004 Quotecan grow up to 3 meters (9.84 feet) in length, possess razor-sharp teeth, and are said to be moody and short-tempered. I think that guy was bitten by my ex-wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #6 February 11, 2004 QuoteYou can only imagine what was going through the fishes head though... "oh boy, I gotta big one here - the guys are gonna think this is sooo cool...." hahahahahahahaha. I'm gonna mount this one above the fireplace!!!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 February 11, 2004 QuoteThe lifeguards flushed the shark's gills with fresh water, forcing it to loosen its grip on Tresoglavic's leg This article provided some handing information here. Apparently, sharks don't like fresh water in their gills. So... if you think that a shark attack is imminent, put some fresh water near the shark. Where, you ask, can you find a supply of fresh water? I was going to try peeing on them. Since my initial reaction upon seeing a shark in my vicinity is peeing in my pants, this works in my favor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #8 February 11, 2004 QuoteWhere, you ask, can you find a supply of fresh water? I was going to try peeing on them. Since my initial reaction upon seeing a shark in my vicinity is peeing in my pants, this works in my favor. Dude! You pee fresh water!!! Kinda like waterworld I guess huh. Pee into a coffemaker and get Folgers Choice<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 February 11, 2004 QuoteDude! You pee fresh water!!! Kinda like waterworld I guess huh. Pee into a coffemaker and get Folgers Choice Exactly. I made coffee for our group every morning at Rantoul this year and got no complaints. It saved that long walk to the faucet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #10 February 11, 2004 ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #11 February 11, 2004 >I'd make a fist and start smacking the crap out of its head till it >either let go or dropped appart. Ever handled a shark? Doing that would be like smacking the crap out of a sandpaper covered punching bag until it fell apart - your hand would probably give out first. (Interesting fact of the day: sharks don't need their brains to bite or swim.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #12 February 11, 2004 it'd probably make me feel a little better though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 February 11, 2004 QuoteInteresting fact of the day: sharks don't need their brains to bite or swim Wow......the similarities to my ex-wife are uncanny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 February 11, 2004 Quoteit'd probably make me feel a little better though If the teeth were in your leg and you pound on the top of the head... ouch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #15 February 11, 2004 I just get the feeling that some things (such as pounding the crap out of something that just bit you) are satisfying irrespective of some of their ulterior consequenses Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #16 February 11, 2004 QuoteDude! You pee fresh water!!! Kinda like waterworld I guess huh. Pee into a coffemaker and get Folgers Choice And I just happen to be drinking a cup of Folgers choice when I read that.... *puts the cup down and backs away...stay cup...stay*Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 February 11, 2004 QuoteHmmm I don't know if I'd drive http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/02/11/australia.shark.ap/index.html 5 hours to late - IVAN - YO IVAN - J/k RepostI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 February 11, 2004 QuoteI just get the feeling that some things (such as pounding the crap out of something that just bit you) are satisfying irrespective of some of their ulterior consequenses You see, there is a logical explanation for second marriages. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #19 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteHmmm I don't know if I'd drive http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/02/11/australia.shark.ap/index.html 5 hours to late - IVAN - YO IVAN - J/k Repost it's not a repost when you do a search for "shark" and nothing pops up AND it's a different website and article <--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 February 11, 2004 I was only giving myself a shameless bump because i thought that my comment was funny, but now I guess i am the only one. I'll repeat myself anyway - QuoteLifesavers removed the shark by hosing it with fresh water and Tresoglavic had only a small cut and a dose of antibiotics to show for his encounter OMG - Get a REAL shark!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #21 February 11, 2004 Can you imagine the look on peoples faces when he was walking to the tower?? I wonder if he named him? There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #22 February 11, 2004 Well I can imagine the line:"is that a shark on your leg?' or just happy to see me?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
