mailin 0 #1 February 11, 2004 I found this on another group, and thought you'd all enjoy it. Q: How many listees does it take to change a light bulb? Answers: 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy. 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs" 1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over againArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 February 11, 2004 Oh, you left out a bunch of stuff. A few to point out that It's been posted before And to tell the 27 url posters to make it clicky And 50 to flame kelel01 My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 February 12, 2004 LMFAO!!! It only needs one more . . . 1 to make an inappropriate joke about the light bulb, and 50 people to flame that person . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #4 February 12, 2004 That was a funny repost bust. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #5 February 12, 2004 how about simply a lame joke about a light bulb? from cheech and chong's next movie-- "How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But the light bulb has to want to change." Now I just need 50 people to flame me for that. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #6 February 12, 2004 oh, OK. Light bulb jokes, huh? What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 February 12, 2004 QuoteOh, you left out a bunch of stuff. A few to point out that It's been posted before And to tell the 27 url posters to make it clicky And 50 to flame kelel01 BBWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #8 February 12, 2004 How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but it needs to be a pretty big lightbulb.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #9 February 12, 2004 as long as we are on reposts.... Texan's contribution another one (kinda long) Lawyer's contribution Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #10 February 12, 2004 QuoteThat was a funny repost bust. hahahahahahah i agree<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
