PLFKING 4 #76 February 12, 2004 How do pharmacists type prescription labels without breaking those little bottles in the typewriter ? Is it a special kind of typewriter ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #77 February 12, 2004 QuoteWhy does the word 'monosyllabic' have so many syllables? Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? [george carlin] I have the say that the only thing I park IN is a garage.... and how do you drive IN a road... Im mean... isnt that where all the rocks and tar come together to form asphanlt? Would you rather drive ON a road? [/george carlin] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #78 February 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy does the word 'monosyllabic' have so many syllables? Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? [george carlin] I have the say that the only thing I park IN is a garage.... and how do you drive IN a road... Im mean... isnt that where all the rocks and tar come together to form asphanlt? Would you rather drive ON a road? [/george carlin] you had to go and open up that one, huh? [george carlin] why is it that everyone says they are taking a shit. I mean, after all, you aren't really taking it anywhere. why don't people start saying leaving a shit? [/george carlin] Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZegeunerLeben 0 #79 February 12, 2004 >>Okay, here's a couple: Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? Why is a women's prison called a penal colony? Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees? Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? What is the speed of dark? What is another word for thesaurus? ...my head hurts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #80 February 12, 2004 Why is girlfalldown so cool? I've been wondering this for quite some time but have yet to put my finger on the exact reason... Other inane questions that have been plaguing me: Why can't I get into the NBA? Why do dogs have owners and cats have staff? Why does tequila taste so good? These questions have been on my mind. Vinny the AnvilVinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #81 February 12, 2004 How does Teflon stick to the pan?Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #82 February 12, 2004 QuoteIf there had never been birds or any other flying creature, would the concept of flight ever been considered? Like on Planet of the Apes when charlton heston makes a paper airplane and throws it across the room and freaks out all the monkey people because they don't believe in flight :) Why when two planes almost collide they call it a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit? Beavis- Why do they call it taking a dump when your not really taking it anywhere? We should call it leaving a dump:) "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #83 February 12, 2004 I'm still wondering why Vinnie didn't bounce more when he jumped from the roof onto the trampoline and into the back of the truck. And why did Vinnie shy away when Andy gave him that lap dance? (hehe you said staff) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #84 February 12, 2004 Finally! One I can answer! Quote And why did Vinnie shy away when Andy gave him that lap dance? Heterosexual instinct. If I were a chick, though, I'd say skydivexxl is a sexy biatch. If I were a chick. I'd be an ugly chick though. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
