skybrat68 0 #51 February 11, 2004 So when we talk to our dogs, what do ya think they hear? Do ya think it's like that on that Simpsons episode when Santa's Little Helper has to go to obedience training and when he finally gets it, he hears blah blah blah SIT blah blah...What would they say if they could talk back? Then there's always "What came first, the chicken or the egg?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #52 February 11, 2004 Nope, I think dogs totally understand us and choose to be disobedient to make us think they aren't smart. That way they don't have to go to work like the rest of us. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #53 February 11, 2004 If I say something and a woman isn't around to hear me say it, am I still wrong? I would like to know how they put striped toothpaste in the tubes without the colors mixing up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #54 February 11, 2004 If sleeping is kind of like being dead, then is being dead kind of like sleeping or dreaming ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #55 February 11, 2004 Do the people on dz.com really work? Or do they say they work to humor thier bosses and really just play all day? Hope you guys can sense the sarcasim. HeatherLife doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #56 February 11, 2004 I was wondering the 100% EXACT same thing, but not quite. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #57 February 11, 2004 Quoteand when he finally gets it, he hears blah blah blah SIT blah blah... Do you ever have any confusing moments where you yell "SIT", then both the dog and Randy park it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #58 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuote Maybe her nose is big and soft? Ever thought of that? After 15 or 20 Rolling Rocks......anything can happen. I would have to have some major stretchable skin for that to happen. I guess that's the new way of picking noses now huh? Gotta search for the buried treasure!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #59 February 11, 2004 QuoteI would have to have some major stretchable skin for that to happen. I guess that's the new way of picking noses now huh? Gotta search for the buried treasure! I can see it now... "Honey I think I have a booger. Can you come here for a sec?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #60 February 11, 2004 Quote"Honey I think I have a booger. Can you come here for a sec?" I'm a guy...I can't be picky...or well...in this case I guess I have to be "picky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #61 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteI would have to have some major stretchable skin for that to happen. I guess that's the new way of picking noses now huh? Gotta search for the buried treasure! I can see it now... "Honey I think I have a booger. Can you come here for a sec?" "It's really up in there. You gotta dig deeper!"I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #62 February 11, 2004 QuoteI would have to have some major stretchable skin for that to happen. If it wasn't a tight fit, maybe your choice of boyfriends needs re-evaluation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #63 February 11, 2004 If there had never been birds or any other flying creature, would the concept of flight ever been considered?The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #64 February 11, 2004 QuoteIf there had never been birds or any other flying creature, would the concept of flight ever been considered? Well, ponder this . . . do kids only climb trees because they've seen monkeys do it? What about in colonial times when there were no monkeys around? Hmmm? So, my answer is yes. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #65 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf mankind has truly existed for such a relatively short period of time compared to the universe and even to the earth, isn't it really foolish of us to think we matter one whit to the overall reality in which we find ourselves? I mean, forget about ONE person dying tragically: if the whole PLANET got obliterated right now, the universe wouldn't care, we wouldn't even be a memory, and it wouldn't really matter at all. So when I pare this down to my day-to-day, I find it odd that I or anybody else cares what happens here on earth, because when it's done, it's still so meaningless. Your hugest fit of destructive rage, pounding walls, even driving a truck into a building, doesn't budge the earth a noticeable amount. We are so small, yet our minds make us feel so huge. Is that right? Uhhhhhh... I like grapefruit. That is fucking classic!! I spit Pepsi all over my keyboard. I was laughing outloud and my boss walks in. boss: "What's so funny?" me: "Uhhh I like grapefruit..?" boss: "blah blah invoice blah blah blah... " me: "*snickers*" Just the way it caught me.. Thanks "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #66 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteI would have to have some major stretchable skin for that to happen. If it wasn't a tight fit, maybe your choice of boyfriends needs re-evaluation. With my luck, my nose probably wouldn't even need to stretch.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #67 February 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf there had never been birds or any other flying creature, would the concept of flight ever been considered? Well, ponder this . . . do kids only climb trees because they've seen monkeys do it? What about in colonial times when there were no monkeys around? Hmmm? So, my answer is yes. Kelly There were no monkeys around in colonial times? I guess we really didn't evolve from monkeys then.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #68 February 11, 2004 QuoteThere were no monkeys around in colonial times? I guess we really didn't evolve from monkeys then. LMAO! I meant that there probably weren't too many monkeys (other than those of the organ-grinding variety) in the U.S. colonies during colonial times. North America isn't known for it's wild gorillas. kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #69 February 11, 2004 QuoteNorth America isn't known for it's wild gorillas. Hmmm.........have you seen some of the men around North America during the colonial period? They look pretty hairy to me! Could have very well been gorillas in disguise! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #70 February 11, 2004 The question of what color I actually see verses other people see always makes me curious. How do we really know blue is blue, and red is red? Another question I ponder is about life and reality. Is reality what we live during each day? or could reality really be dreams in disguise? And if that is possible, then what about the reality that we live each day, could that really just be dreams?"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #71 February 11, 2004 Good question. Sometimes I remember things like they were actually dreams and sometimes I remember dreams like they actually happened. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #72 February 11, 2004 QuoteGood question. Sometimes I remember things like they were actually dreams and sometimes I remember dreams like they actually happened. Whoa I've had that happen to me sooo much! It's really freaky! I've been really into dreams lately. I've had some freaky ones lately and we've been talking about them in my philosophy class. Dreams are on my mind!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #73 February 12, 2004 I had a dream once where I could change the channels of the dreams I was having. If one got boring I could switch to the other one. I kept trying to tell people it was a dream but I couldn't say the word "Dream". Why does asparagus make your pee pee smell funny? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FunBobby 0 #74 February 12, 2004 QuoteHow do we know our perceptions show us reality? Is reality where our perceptions overlap with other people's? If we are living in an illusion and never know it, is that any different from living in what reality would be if our illusion were real? See attached. FunBobby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcrocker 0 #75 February 12, 2004 Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have so many syllables? Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
