muffmuffmuff 0 #1 February 12, 2004 Some Texas Jokes for Thursday...... A group of Texas friends went deer hunting and paired-off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had some kind of stroke. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,"the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired of him. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's going to steal Henry!" ******************************************** An Texan, a Mexican, and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." The Iraqi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer,throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi and catches his glass. He says, "In Texas, we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 February 12, 2004 So! what's the point? I thought you said TX jokes, not true stories. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 February 12, 2004 QuoteSo! what's the point? I thought you said TX jokes, not true stories. My thoughts exactly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #4 February 12, 2004 Did you hear about the genius in Texas? Neither did I.It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #5 February 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteSo! what's the point? I thought you said TX jokes, not true stories. My thoughts exactly. LMAO!!! Too true, too true.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #6 February 12, 2004 why is oklahoma so windy??? cause kansas blows and texas sucks!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
