Bullfrog

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A friend sent me this, started just plain laughing....


> A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet
> for his birthday. After looking around, she found
> that all the pets were very expensive. She told the
> clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want
> to spend a fortune.
>
> "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large
> bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give
> blowjobs!" "Blowjobs?" the woman replied.
>
> "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them
> this month," he said. The woman thought it would be
> a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more
> blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
>
> When she explained froggy's ability to her husband,
> he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The
> woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need
> to perform this less than riveting act again.
>
> In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the
> noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making
> hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
> downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband
> and the frog reading cookbooks.
>
> "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
> The husband replied,"If
> I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone!"

"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!"

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good one

what did it say on the nun's toomstone














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i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :)