Where am I?

[skybytch 273]

Beaumont, Texas. Yes, I'm moving slowly. Coulda got out of Texas tonight but was seduced by the promise of free wireless high speed internet access at a motel. Sadly, that promise is going unfulfilled... I've had to resort to an insanely slow dial up connection. But it's better than last night in Fort Stockton, Texas... where there are no local access numbers for dial up.

It's raining. It's been raining on me since last night. The van has excellent windshield wipers, and 8 levels of delay.

I haven't been pulled over.

I believe it is a law in west Texas that all pickup trucks must have large brush guards over the grill.

Is four beers a nice tip for the maid?

[freeflir29 0]

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Beaumont, Texas.

Run get out now!!!!! I work with someone from Beaumont. I know how those people are.....

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Coulda got out of Texas tonight but was seduced by the promise of free wireless high speed internet access at a motel.

People in Beaumont know what the internet is?

[Shotgun 1]

Hmm, Beaumont and Fort Stockton... sounds like you're seeing all the highlights of Texas! You really should have detoured to Austin... but then you might never leave Texas.

Sorry I missed you while you were here. I've been a homebody lately... (though I did finally make reservations for the wind tunnel next weekend! :-)

Have a safe trip back to FL, and don't have TOO much fun in Beaumont.

[quade 4]

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Beaumont, Texas.

Not much of a game ya got goin' there.

At least make us guess based on your observations.

Ya know, sing it with me, "Where in the World is Lisa the SkyBytch".

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[ltdiver 3]

Now it all makes sense why your cell phone didn't work this morning when I called. So many things to see and do in Beaumont, Texas!

ltdiver

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

[moodyskydiver 0]

Sorry I missed your call earlier today.I was in class.Then I was seduced and lulled into a trance by my new lappie that arrived today.

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[Beerlight 0]

Skybytch drives ALL DAY and is STILL in TEXAS!! Hey, and my brushguard hasn't been installed yet!

Hope your trip will be great from there to FL. You can stop in Moss Point going thru MS though....

take care,

Buck

[hookitt 1]

Hah.. I'm in Dallas right now.. and have TONS of high speed internet... then again I'm setting up a network so it's not all fun and games.

It's definately cold and rainy here... People say howdy and mean it. Ya'll and yall's flows from the tongue of the most eloquent of speakers. Every thing is Big in Texas.

" Did you see the size of that Chicken"?

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[Ncrowe 0]

Well its nice to see my hometown hasn't changed one bit. Jesus that clicky made me depressed I can't believe I wasted 12 years of my life in that dump. SIGH

"Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! "

[Muenkel 0]

Last I talked with you, you were in downtown Houston...or was it downtown Dallas? Short term memory problem. We still have to finish our conversation. I'll give you another call tomorrow.

Chris

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[TypicalFish 0]

Don't forget the Big Hill nerve agent storage facility...

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[flyangel2 2]

You are sure driving slow. When Renee and I called you yesterday, you were in Texas. Put some metal to that petal.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[ifics 0]

Yes, its a law to have a brush guard on every truck along with one of those antler skull sticker things on the back windshield... Sucks that the weather is so bad during you're visit, going to suck this weekend too AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[skycat 0]

Did you know Beaumont means Beautiful Mountain? I'm wondering where they are hiding the mountain.

"In French, it is Beaumont. Beau; meaning beautiful, fair, noble, and mont; meaning mountain or hill."

Fly it like you stole it!

[Brains 2]

Came right through San Antonio and didn't even give me a call. Where is jp's number, i need to order a rig.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[Casie 0]

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Ya'll and yall's flows from the tongue of the most eloquent of speakers. Every thing is Big in Texas.

" Did you see the size of that Chicken"?

I like to say fix'n Has anyone said that to you yet?

Skybytch, hope you're having a fun & safe trip!

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[Aviatrr 0]

Damn, you're movin slow woman! I left Cali(Edwards AFB) at 8am Pacific time on Monday, pulled into my driveway in Orlando at 1am Eastern on Wed night/Thurs morning. 2600 miles, 40 hours of driving, 40 hours of non-stop XM music(it's great not having to search for radio stations every hour), and 340 gallons of fuel used(shitty mileage, yes...but, hell, it's a big 'ole boxy RV).. It was great being able to drive til I was tired, pull over, sleep, then do it again.

Mike

[diablopilot 2]

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Came right through San Antonio and didn't even give me a call. Where is jp's number, i need to order a rig.

1-800-GEAR-WHORE.


You're welcome.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[countryscrub 0]

not at my place takeing care of the wounded (me)
what gives? no love for the cripple i mean you travled all over the country and you cant even stop by and help me scrach my shin i got this wicked iche i just cant get even with my other foot ...lol please
oh and travel safe

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i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :)