turtlespeed 226 #1 February 12, 2004 Which is worse: Swamp Balls or Fungi-Snatch? Everyone here has PROBABLY experianced those two distinct odors and i was wondering which was considered worse. Yes, I am, in fact, a little bored, and you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #2 February 12, 2004 Since I have gotten married the only worry I have is swamp balls! What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 February 12, 2004 GOOD LORD, Turtlespeed!!! That was fuckin' scary! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 February 12, 2004 QuoteGOOD LORD, Turtlespeed!!! That was fuckin' scary! Kelly What noone has ever gotten any after a long hot day of skydiving, with no showers around?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 February 12, 2004 QuoteGOOD LORD, Turtlespeed!!! That was fuckin' scary No kidding!! Where do you come up with such thoughts turtle?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 February 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteGOOD LORD, Turtlespeed!!! That was fuckin' scary No kidding!! Where do you come up with such thoughts turtle?? I have a VIVID imagination.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #7 February 12, 2004 wow that is the last image i want in my head, and sure don't want to know the smellI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 February 12, 2004 Oh, com'on, it's a fact of life - Sometimes you are in situations that don't provide3 for "Ideal Circumstances"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #9 February 12, 2004 I'd have to say that Racheal rotten crotch is the worse smell. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #10 February 12, 2004 QuoteWhich is worse: Swamp Balls or Fungi-Snatch? Everyone here has PROBABLY experianced those two distinct odors and i was wondering which was considered worse. reply] I'm not sure what the difference is between the two. Can you please provide more details.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #11 February 12, 2004 Quote I'm not sure what the difference is between the two. Can you please provide more details. Really?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #12 February 12, 2004 QuoteQuote I'm not sure what the difference is between the two. Can you please provide more details. Really? Sure, let's just see how brave you really are.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites base311 0 #13 February 12, 2004 that's why the good lord gave us 'baby wipes'. a.k.a. shower in a can. Gardner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GraficO 0 #14 February 12, 2004 HERE! HERE! Gardner... those things are a God-send GraficOGraficO "A Mind is a terrible thing to taste." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #15 February 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote I'm not sure what the difference is between the two. Can you please provide more details. Really? Sure, let's just see how brave you really are. Well then - Swamp balls(SB): The diffinitive odor that tends to repulse a person that would otherwise be inclined to perform fellacio. Also known as "Male Odor" generally swamp balls are derived from a day of adrenalyn filled sports and a hard night of drinking the night before. There are, surprisingly, some that actually find this scent appealing, though few and far between. Showering in the morning, has no effect by the afternoon, and must be repeated substantially to dissipate this odiferous condition. Showering to vigerously to remove the odor causes not only the odor to go away, but also the immediate "Need" of the shower as well. Fungi-Snatch: The female version of "Swamp Balls"(see above). Oral sex with this condition is condusive to vommiting and blindness. It is recorded that noone has actually "finished" an oral sex session where "Fungi-Snatch" was present. As with "Swamp Balls" showering before intimate contact is the only way to mask the odor. A common misconception is that it will completely dissapate the odor, while in fact it only MASKS the odor and enough contact with an afflicted person will shortly reveal that it is a myth and the odor will return. Showering, as with SB, if done vigerously enough, negates the need for the contact altogether.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #16 February 12, 2004 You did good, but I don't think you took that word from word from any Dictionary.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #17 February 12, 2004 Never said I did. More of a PSA. . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #18 February 12, 2004 Yeah, there's no pronunciation explanation. Is it Fun-guy snatch, or Fun-ji snatch? I don't like either one, by the way, but I am personally more affected by swamp balls. I am not flexible enough to worry about Fungi Snatch. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #19 February 12, 2004 QuoteYeah, there's no pronunciation explanation. Is it Fun-guy snatch, or Fun-ji snatch? I don't like either one, by the way, but I am personally more affected by swamp balls. I am not flexible enough to worry about Fungi Snatch. Kelly Hmmm, Think YOGA!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #20 February 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteGOOD LORD, Turtlespeed!!! That was fuckin' scary No kidding!! Where do you come up with such thoughts turtle?? I have a VIVID imagination. but this may have helped! Personally, im affected more by the fungi snatch. But even the thought of swamp balls incites thought of a shower or moist wipe! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites countryscrub 0 #21 February 12, 2004 i heard turtle soup smells similar _________________________________________ i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #22 February 12, 2004 Lap It up!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites countryscrub 0 #23 February 12, 2004 lol first we need to make the broth ...know where we can find one ?_________________________________________ i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites feuergnom 29 #24 February 12, 2004 and i always thought that her name was mary jane rottencrotch? maybe it's her sister? 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turtlespeed 226 #11 February 12, 2004 Quote I'm not sure what the difference is between the two. Can you please provide more details. Really?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #12 February 12, 2004 QuoteQuote I'm not sure what the difference is between the two. Can you please provide more details. Really? Sure, let's just see how brave you really are.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base311 0 #13 February 12, 2004 that's why the good lord gave us 'baby wipes'. a.k.a. shower in a can. Gardner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GraficO 0 #14 February 12, 2004 HERE! HERE! Gardner... those things are a God-send GraficOGraficO "A Mind is a terrible thing to taste." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 February 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote I'm not sure what the difference is between the two. Can you please provide more details. Really? Sure, let's just see how brave you really are. Well then - Swamp balls(SB): The diffinitive odor that tends to repulse a person that would otherwise be inclined to perform fellacio. Also known as "Male Odor" generally swamp balls are derived from a day of adrenalyn filled sports and a hard night of drinking the night before. There are, surprisingly, some that actually find this scent appealing, though few and far between. Showering in the morning, has no effect by the afternoon, and must be repeated substantially to dissipate this odiferous condition. Showering to vigerously to remove the odor causes not only the odor to go away, but also the immediate "Need" of the shower as well. Fungi-Snatch: The female version of "Swamp Balls"(see above). Oral sex with this condition is condusive to vommiting and blindness. It is recorded that noone has actually "finished" an oral sex session where "Fungi-Snatch" was present. As with "Swamp Balls" showering before intimate contact is the only way to mask the odor. A common misconception is that it will completely dissapate the odor, while in fact it only MASKS the odor and enough contact with an afflicted person will shortly reveal that it is a myth and the odor will return. Showering, as with SB, if done vigerously enough, negates the need for the contact altogether.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #16 February 12, 2004 You did good, but I don't think you took that word from word from any Dictionary.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 February 12, 2004 Never said I did. More of a PSA. . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 February 12, 2004 Yeah, there's no pronunciation explanation. Is it Fun-guy snatch, or Fun-ji snatch? I don't like either one, by the way, but I am personally more affected by swamp balls. I am not flexible enough to worry about Fungi Snatch. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 February 12, 2004 QuoteYeah, there's no pronunciation explanation. Is it Fun-guy snatch, or Fun-ji snatch? I don't like either one, by the way, but I am personally more affected by swamp balls. I am not flexible enough to worry about Fungi Snatch. Kelly Hmmm, Think YOGA!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 February 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteGOOD LORD, Turtlespeed!!! That was fuckin' scary No kidding!! Where do you come up with such thoughts turtle?? I have a VIVID imagination. but this may have helped! Personally, im affected more by the fungi snatch. But even the thought of swamp balls incites thought of a shower or moist wipe! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countryscrub 0 #21 February 12, 2004 i heard turtle soup smells similar _________________________________________ i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 February 12, 2004 Lap It up!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countryscrub 0 #23 February 12, 2004 lol first we need to make the broth ...know where we can find one ?_________________________________________ i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #24 February 12, 2004 and i always thought that her name was mary jane rottencrotch? maybe it's her sister? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #25 February 12, 2004 Cousin... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
