Picking up chicks and short term memory problems don't mix.

[Casie 0]

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Or maybe be completely honest & say you're not good with remembering names & apologize beforehand.

Being honest and nice never works. I suggest the time-honored technique of lying. Tell her that she never told him her name and that she is confused.
He needs to establish some immediate self-doubts and get her to apologize.

Oh my, you obviously haven't met someone like me. I have a GREAT memory & if I catch you in a lie right off the bat (depending on how intoxicated I am) I might not care or I just might not want to waste my time no more

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[SkydiverRick 0]

A) Pick up girls with simple names, like Kelly for example.

[diverdriver 6]

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Don't worry Chris, women are screaming your name all over the place. I've been telling women I'm a pilot and giving them your business cards.

On the downside, there is a lot of angry women who think you are a lying bast**$% who never calls.

ROFLMAO!!!!! Now I understand! And all this time...I thought.... oh nevermind.

[nbblood 0]

What I do is wait til she falls asleep after sex, then go through her purse and find her driver's license. Of course she always inevitbaly catches me and says, "Geez, honey we keep the marriage certificate on the wall, you could just look at that!"

I know....doesn't help much.

Blues,
Nathan

Blues,
Nathan

If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute.

[happythoughts 0]

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Oh my, you obviously haven't met someone like me. I have a GREAT memory & if I catch you in a lie right off the bat (depending on how intoxicated I am) I might not care or I just might not want to waste my time no more

See how well that works. I can weed out the smart ones immediately.

Actually, I have a terrible memory so I have no idea what was said while I was drinking. However, the important thing is that they concede that I am right. Think of the time they save.

[Casie 0]

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See how well that works. I can weed out the smart ones immediately.

Actually, I have a terrible memory so I have no idea what was said while I was drinking. However, the important thing is that they concede that I am right. Think of the time they save.

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[riggerrob 643]

Reminds me of the time I was out drinking with another jumpmaster in Halifax. We bumped into an old student and I was chatting with her not two yards from the band. At one point I said something while looking the other way. She tapped me on the arm and said: "Please look at me when you are talking. I am reading lips."
The deaf girl had a huge advantage over me in a loud bar!