Muenkel 0 #1 February 13, 2004 My buddy brought me out to a club tonight. I can't drink due to my current condition, so I was not drunk. We meet a couple of ladies and strike up a conversation. Obviously, I'm not going to go into the whole injury thing. One problem...she had an unusual first name and the music was loud. She told me her name and whammo, out of my memory it goes and I call her by a different name. She politely corrects me and a little while later, I call her by a totally different name than before. Once again...corrected. Third time was the charm. I called her by a name that wasn't even close. My buddy was no help because he was on the dance floor the whole time, leaving me to look like a retard. Needless to say, I was not to get her number. And what's driving me nuts right now, is I can't remember her name for shit and she was hot. I felt like I was in a Jerry Seinfeld show. I might as well have called her Mulva. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #2 February 13, 2004 You didn't even try "Babe"?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #3 February 13, 2004 We weren't up to the "Babe" stage yet. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 February 13, 2004 Was her first name "Lotta"?? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #5 February 13, 2004 Been there, went through the rest of the night calling her "hey" then asked my friend after we left the girls what her name was. whew! that was close By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 February 13, 2004 My friend never heard her name because of the loud music and he was out on the dance floor pretty quick. Bastard! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #7 February 13, 2004 don't worry chris i'm bad on names too,never forget a face but names forget it...if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #8 February 13, 2004 So what was her name? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 February 13, 2004 Sounds like that movie out now.....50 first dates Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #11 February 13, 2004 QuoteDeloris??? Mulva? never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #12 February 13, 2004 I have a standard with my friends... If I don't introduce you to someone...Most likley its cuase I forgot their name. So If you walk up and I don't introduce you....Introduce yourself. "Hi, Im Ron, Muenkel is being rude by not introducing us...Maybe he is afraid I'll take you!" Then when she says her name....I repeat it very clearly to her and you. It works."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #13 February 13, 2004 Thats so weird, thats exactly how I met the girl Im with now (I get really bad memory loss if I even smell booze, and she had a complicated Welsh name). She wasn't impressed at the time, but we bumped into eachother the next week at the same place, had a good laugh about it and introduced ourselves properly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #14 February 13, 2004 the best bet is to be completely honest, just say listen, my name's Muenkel, but that's about the only thing I can remember. So what's your name again? Write the name down immediately. Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 February 13, 2004 Two pieces of advice: A) Pick up girls with simple names, like Kelly for example. B) Avoid calling her anything until the end of the night, then have HER write down her phone number. She would have to write her name down. I really don't think it's weird when people don't use my name. You don't typically use your friends' names, unless you are trying to get their attention. Don't sweat it, Chris. She was probably a bitch anyway. (Just trying to make you feel better.) Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #16 February 13, 2004 Quotethe best bet is to be completely honest, just say listen, my name's Muenkel, but that's about the only thing I can remember. So what's your name again? Write the name down immediately. Why not try bringing little stick on labels. You know the ones that say "My Name Is_____________". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #17 February 13, 2004 Just my 2 cents.....maybe next time, if this happens again, you can just call her "Hey Good Look'n" or something similar to that. Or maybe be completely honest & say you're not good with remembering names & apologize beforehand. I wouldn't be offended at all. Sorry sweetie, maybe next time it'll work out~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 February 13, 2004 Don't worry about it. Make it her business. Carry on the regular conversation stuff until you get The Hint. "Gee, I really enjoyed talking to you, I hope I see you again..." Then say, ""Write down your name and phone number on a napkin and I'll call". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 February 13, 2004 Five single women For those of you on the prowl for older women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #20 February 13, 2004 and how u doing?...I know that derierre.........."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #21 February 13, 2004 Quoteand how u doing?...I know that derierre.......... ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #22 February 13, 2004 QuoteMy friend never heard her name because of the loud music and he was out on the dance floor pretty quick. Bastard! Chris Not like you meet many quality people at a club anway. Don't fret, you'll be back on your game in no time. I am the worst with names but guys really don't seem to mind when I forget, unless we are in the middle of an unspeakable act and I scream Doug when its Greg (just an example, the names of the innocent have been changed to protect their identity).Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 February 13, 2004 Quote Or maybe be completely honest & say you're not good with remembering names & apologize beforehand. Being honest and nice never works. I suggest the time-honored technique of lying. Tell her that she never told him her name and that she is confused. He needs to establish some immediate self-doubts and get her to apologize. I am thinking of writing an advice column for dysfunctional relationships. Since most of them end up that way, why not go from a flying start. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 6 #24 February 13, 2004 Quoteunless we are in the middle of an unspeakable act and I scream Doug when its Greg (just an example, the names of the innocent have been changed to protect their identity). Thanks. Oh, was that my out loud voice? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 February 13, 2004 Don't worry Chris, women are screaming your name all over the place. I've been telling women I'm a pilot and giving them your business cards. On the downside, there is a lot of angry women who think you are a lying bast**$% who never calls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
