Aviatrr 0 #1 February 14, 2004 I don't know what it is lately...but in the past year, I've had the shittiest dating luck. I got home a few minutes ago from a date that just didn't go anywhere....there was nothing.. We'll probably go out again just to see if there is any connection or not, but I don't see it happening.. That's the most tame of my dates lately. The best is probably a couple months ago...went out with this woman with a 2 year old son. She said that she had to be home by 10pm because her mom couldn't watch her son any longer than that. Ok, fine...we went out early, had a great time, and finished it off with a good dinner before I took her home. She invited me in, and after she put her son to bed we sat on the couch and talked. Well, before long, I noticed something on her ankle. A small black box. I asked about it. Turns out it's an electronic monitor because she is on house arrest. She pointed out the receiving unit on top of the entertainment center. WTF? She is required to be home by 10pm every night, and not allowed out before 9am(they set the hours based on her work sched). I asked why she was on house arrest....she said it was due to assault and battery on her ex boyfriend. Uhhhh......I think I left the iron on at home, gotta go! Had another date a while back that I met at a night club the week before. She told me she was 23. We went out, had a great time, and ended up at a bar. They asked her for ID, she said she left it at home. She talked the bartender into serving her. I had seen her license earlier when she grabbed her cell phone out of her purse....so I knew she had it.. Well, when I asked her about it, she told me that she was really only 18, but always tells everybody she's 23. Does everybody get this kinda shit(PhillyKev need not respond, I know his answer), or is it just a few of us losers?! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #2 February 14, 2004 Mike... I've had some really interesting ones too. Too bad I've learned my lesson that seeing a DZ.commer means you can't post about it unless you want your ass beat in by the rest of the people on here I can tell you about them in person... just ask Andrea Here is a teaser from one of my many dating experiences recently: I bet you were'nt kicked out of bed to make room for a dog like I was. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 February 14, 2004 Quote she told me that she was really only 18, but always tells everybody she's 23. At least she was 18, unlike one of my bad experiences... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #4 February 14, 2004 QuoteMike... I've had some really interesting ones too. Too bad I've learned my lesson that seeing a DZ.commer means you can't post about it unless you want your ass beat in by the rest of the people on here I can tell you about them in person... just ask Andrea Trust me man....you won't hear about the REALLY good stuff from me here...get a few drinks in me, and...well... Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #5 February 14, 2004 Read the edit of my post Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #6 February 14, 2004 Dating is nothing more then a job interview that lasts all night... Sorry about the rough time bro...we've all been there."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #7 February 14, 2004 i had a wierd summer about 2 summers ago. Some pretty interesting dates. Went out with a girl on July 4th, she didn't leave my house till the 9th I finally just didn't show up from work and she left I guess. It was kinda scarey because I would drive home and be on the lookout for her redcar in my parking lot<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #8 February 14, 2004 shit.. i havent even been on a frickin date in like a year. lol. but i feel your pain, i've had my share of fucked up dates.. the bad ones are where you realize that the girl has some serious mental problems and you cant figure out how to get away quickly but politely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #9 February 14, 2004 actually, you never usally know they have mental problems until years later, then it all makes sense. We finally discovered why my mom is the way she is after years of my dad telling me to be careful (yes my parents are divoreced) she was finally diagnosed with manic depression (bi polar) 5 years ago<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #10 February 14, 2004 QuoteRead the edit of my post I'm not even gonna try to top that one....definitely not publicly.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #11 February 14, 2004 QuoteHere is a teaser from one of my many dating experiences recently: I bet you were'nt kicked out of bed to make room for a dog like I was. ahhh come on, share the whole story!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 February 14, 2004 QuoteWell, when I asked her about it, she told me that she was really only 18, but always tells everybody she's 23. I guess you had "Sugar Daddy" written all over you. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #13 February 14, 2004 I had one date tell me I looked like her dad. I didn't think anything about it until I drove by the cemetery where her dad was buried and she told me that's where he was. Until that point I didn't know he was dead. He had passed away about a month before, but she left that out of the dinner conversation. I only went out with here once. I prayed that she would forget my name and lose my phone number. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 February 14, 2004 No comment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #15 February 14, 2004 Your possibly looking in the wrong places...(I fall into that category)... (Tilt your radar a little), now go to church, grocery store..etc.etc.....places like that....... gotta love the ankle bracelet one.. Now, if only I could take my own advice... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 February 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteWell, when I asked her about it, she told me that she was really only 18, but always tells everybody she's 23. I guess you had "Sugar Daddy" written all over you. Do you know the feeling Andrea?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #17 February 14, 2004 I just have one question....what's a date?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #18 February 14, 2004 Lemme tell ya something pal. When you are LOOKING for a woman, you get psychos like that. I've had my share, believe me. But the trick to it is to stop looking. We've all been there, walking around the grocery store or club, looking for any cute girl who looks like fun. But this isn't the way to go about it. When you forget about the women, go on with your daily life and stop looking altogether, THAT'S when she'll come along. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countryscrub 0 #19 February 14, 2004 bahhh another sappy message from a romantic..lol hey bro flip back over and fly feet frist you got too much blood in the brain...lol but he is right women can smell it on you and if you look too egar youll spoke them ever time so play it cool and hell play hard, play fast and enjoy the game ....dont worry who's on the sidelines they'll be there when the games over did that make any sence or is it the pills talking_________________________________________ i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #20 February 14, 2004 QuoteI just have one question....what's a date? It's going out to dinner BEFORE you have sex. (I couldn't resist...) Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #21 February 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteI just have one question....what's a date? It's going out to dinner BEFORE you have sex. (I couldn't resist...) Damn....I've been doing it wrong all these years! Thanks for clearing that up for me!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #22 February 14, 2004 Yeah? Well I had this guy take me to a karaoke bar for a first date. then he made me sleep in a car during a monsoon. then he made me sleep in a tent wrapped in aluminum foil one night when it was 10 degrees outside. and then take him to the ER to fix a busted lip (not my fault). He's a pretty great guy! I like *creative* relationships. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countryscrub 0 #23 February 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteI just have one question....what's a date? It's going out to dinner BEFORE you have sex. (I couldn't resist...) Damn....I've been doing it wrong all these years! Thanks for clearing that up for me!oh oh let me show her ...please let me show here oh oh me me me sorry the know what sex is thing ..missed it in my quote_________________________________________ i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #24 February 14, 2004 Quotesorry the know what sex is thing ..missed it in my quote LMAO!! It's gone!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #25 February 14, 2004 QuoteDamn....I've been doing it wrong all these years! Thanks for clearing that up for me! Don't listen to him, you've been doing it just right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
