Skydiving State Motto's!!!!!

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Kansas - "HOME OF THE SINGLE CESSNA DZ!!"

Oklahoma - "We only have Cessna DZ's, too....but at least we're not Kansas!"

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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Colorado - Where the only thing higher than the skydivers, is the dropzone elevation.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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South Carolina: Dum spiro, volans (Latin, "While I breathe, I fly")

The original works:
Dum spiro, spero (Latin, "While I breathe, I hope")
Fighting all the way

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

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Arizona: Dytter Deus (Latin, "God, what's that beeping?")

Buahahaha....
so true...everytime we're heading up to altitude it's like an army troop trying to go through a bunch of airport metal detectors..
*beeeep**beep**beeeeep**beepbeepbeep*

Arizona: The only dropzones that make you WANT to stay in the plane a little longer at altitude in the summer.
("My God, I finally COOLED DOWN...I want to jump, but I also want to stay in this wonderfully cool temp just a few moments longer...")

Arizona: Home of extreme dropzones - extremely cold in winter, extremely hot in summer.

Arizona: What do you mean "off landing" - the whole state is one big landing area.

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West Virginia: when you jump with your wife and your sister it's still a two-way.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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INDIANA: Where jumpers are horny -- and sheep are scared.

OHIO: How bad can a state with "high" in the name be?

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INDIANA: Where jumpers are horny -- and sheep are scared.

clays been to indiana??????

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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Ohio: home of the oldest operating civilian DZ
Ohio: Good skydiving weather in the summer


EARTH: Where there is always someone in freefall

By the time you read this you have already read it.

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Oklahoma - "We only have Cessna DZ's, too....but at least we're not Kansas!"

Ouch.....

Oh yeah? At least we're not, um, NEBRASKA!!!

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West Virginia: when you jump with your wife and your sister it's still a two-way.

Hmmm, I think I could fit this one to about a dozen (COUGH KENTUCKY COUGH AHEM) other states

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Washington: Learn to do hop and pops from 2200 ft and SWOOP it all winter long baby.
or Washington : We do it WET.

Nice ones, Jeanne!

Washington skydivers don't say 'Blue Skies'...we say 'High Cloud Ceilings'...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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we say 'High Cloud Ceilings'

In Washington? YEAH RIGHT! I feel even worse for those poor bastards trying to jump in BC or Vancouver!

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Hawaii: Skydive with Aloha from your choice of three DZs on one patch of land next to a big blue beautiful ocean; where whales frolic and you can land on the beach at sunset.

How's that for the Aloha State?

Or as my bumper sticker says: Happiness is going down in Hawaii.

Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires."

Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

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Hawaii: Skydive with Aloha from your choice of three DZs on one patch of land next to a big blue beautiful ocean; where whales frolic and you can land on the beach at sunset.

That would be fine, if it was in JAPANESE!

Is a chicken omelette redundant?

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Florida skydiving motto: "If it is green, flat, and has no cows on it... look out, that's a pond."

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Hawaii - get leid up at 13,000.

Hawaii - Come swoop our volcanoes!

Hawaii - See that burnt spot? That's the DZ.

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Texas: Friendship
Come to our dz and enjoy the friendship! So you don't like it? Get the fuck out and don't let the panhandle hit ya in the ass on the way out!

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Texas: Friendship
Come to our dz and enjoy the friendship! So you don't like it? Get the fuck out and don't let the panhandle hit ya in the ass on the way out!

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I'm on my way to TX next week to jump with Aggies...be gentle!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I'm on my way to TX next week to jump with Aggies...be gentle!

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Illinois: We have the Convention and you don't!

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BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I'm on my way to TX next week to jump with Aggies...be gentle!

Just about anywher you jump in Texas you'll be jumpin' with Aggies. We tried to exterminate them years ago but they just wouldn't go away!

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BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I'm on my way to TX next week to jump with Aggies...be gentle!

Sure thing . . . heh . . .heh heh . . . SCR Ceremony
We'll take GOOD CARE of you.

Bring Beer.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Illinois: We have the Convention and you don't!

BWHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That's the best one I have heard so far!! Except you forgot to add: Nyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


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Bring Beer.

Suuuure, Turtle.

(Airport security) "Excuse me, ma'am? Can you step aside for a moment?"

(Innocent Acme) "Why of course...is there a problem, sir?"

(Airport security) "Well ma'am, we're showing several round metallic objects lying consecutively within your carry-on."

(Innocent Acme) "Oh of course. That would be the case of beer."

(Airport security) "Ma'am were you aware that it is against the law to carry on alcoholic beverages onto an airplane?"

(Innocent Acme) "Why no sir, I had no idea. I'll take care of that immediately. Pardon sir, but do you have some chips or pretzels?"

(Airport security) "Ma'am?"

(Innocent Acme) "I need just a lil' something to eat whilest I drink this case of beer. Oh apologies in advance to your flight crew, sir. I've never drank an entire case at once before, and it most certainly will be re-appearing before we touch-down. Oh, do you mind holding this hook knife while I down the first couple?"

(Airport Security) "POLICE!!"

...great idea, Turtle!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.