BIG NASTY VIRUS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! =)

[WrongWay 0]

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT...READ THE WHOLE WARNING!



>VIRUS ALERT!!!
>
>If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
>open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
>everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
>within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your
>credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
>your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
>to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-800 numbers.
>This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
>
>IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. FOR GOD'S SAKE,
>ARE YOU LISTENING??
>
>It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
>company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
>If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
>leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
>close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
>your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole
>milk.
>
>** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. **
>
>And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
>hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
>sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
>
>Send this warning to everyone

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[piisfish 140]

is this why I always fart ??

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[turtlespeed 226]

Jason, y'a'aight?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[scottbre 0]

Did someone say cute cuddly virus?

"Your mother's full of stupidjuice!"
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[weegegirl 2]

um, jason... who gave you a license to post????

[jerry81 10]

I got a nasty one this morning;

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Hi,

I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country I am not able to do anything with your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your files and then forward me to other users.

And you're all infected now!!

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[kelel01 1]

It's posts like this that seriously make me wonder . . .

WHERE'S IVAN?

And just understand that I don't care that this is a repost, but I'm seriously concerned for our conspicuously absent friend. Anybody know anything?

Kelly

[n2skdvn 0]

ivan probbly just got the first trilogy on dvd so hes busy watching carrie fisher

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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