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I just kick mine in the head during RW.



And that was after using Betty as a defensive screen. You Brits sure are wiley characters!



It was a f@%king brilliant move. I still watch the video and marvel.:P

10-way is kind of like football. Or maybe rugby.
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Hey now, that took talent to set his cypres off.



click Is this thing on??? POW!!!! bwahahaha



Funny part was when two people in the truck claimed I caused it to fire because I was driving to fast (at 15mph) lol!!!

Nice save by Kermit to keep Chris in the truck, the catapult system never had a chance! That cheesehead has quick hands!
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Funny part was when two people in the truck claimed I caused it to fire because I was driving to fast (at 15mph) lol!!!

Nice save by Kermit to keep Chris in the truck, the catapult system never had a chance! That cheesehead has quick hands!



That was quite a day. It happened so fast and i just remember everyone yelling. Hehe.

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Funny part was when two people in the truck claimed I caused it to fire because I was driving to fast (at 15mph) lol!!!

Nice save by Kermit to keep Chris in the truck, the catapult system never had a chance! That cheesehead has quick hands!



That was quite a day. It happened so fast and i just remember everyone yelling. Hehe.



Yea, wasn't a good idea to jam on the breaks with 10 skydivers in the back B|[:/]:)
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If any of you yokels touched my controls (and you know which ones I mean) without my consent I'd ban your happy ass from my plane...a long time ago in another life I was a PP SEL.
NO SCREWING WITH THE AIRCRAFT, JACKALS. YOUR LIFE IS IN THE PILOT'S HANDS UNTIL YOU EXIT. Bwahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
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Funny part was when two people in the truck claimed I caused it to fire because I was driving to fast (at 15mph) lol!!!




Dude....I tell the story we were going 50 mph! Get it right. Much more exciting.

Actually, thought we WERE doing more than 15 mph when the radio set off my Cypres WITH the silver sleeve on. Sheeesh. What a day. And I didn't miss a jump and didn't have to use another rig to do it.

Yah, I seen some stuff in my time. :S
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- If you're in a C-182, unzip the headliner, reach inside, and tweak the aeliron cables. (Note: make sure you seat them back in the pulleys properly, so they don't jam!)



Works in a C-208 (Caravan) too. :)
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Funny part was when two people in the truck claimed I caused it to fire because I was driving to fast (at 15mph) lol!!!




Dude....I tell the story we were going 50 mph! Get it right. Much more exciting.

Actually, thought we WERE doing more than 15 mph when the radio set off my Cypres WITH the silver sleeve on. Sheeesh. What a day. And I didn't miss a jump and didn't have to use another rig to do it.

Yah, I seen some stuff in my time. :S



Nope - didn't have chance to get up to speed too much. We had just started down the road when I keyed up the radio.

Hmmm....telling a pilot he is wrong - another way to annoy them :o:D:):P bwahahah!
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and the pilot should also let us know when the group ahead of us is at 45 degree angle so we know when to exit.:S



I like our DZ's pilots - they never pressure us into exiting early or on some sort of rush schedule. So I can wait for the preceeding group as long as I want.

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Hey I hit the door 5 times in three weeks of 10-way practice. I didn't give up. I'm a tough SOB. They don't call it the Gladiator sport of skydiving for nothing. He's not crazy. He's just tough.



No brain, no pain. Heck, most of us can get out and not hit our head.





shhhhh! don't point it out, we want him to think he is tough in that spot! It's funny watching him run into the door jump after jump.
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1. Tell us about your flight sim experiences. Sometimes pilots think those stories are cute.
2. Some people are just annoying all on their own.
3.Please dont jump out with the keys to my Cessna. I'll be tempted to land as close to you as possible so I can get them back promptly.
4. Be careful! I see Chris is taking notes and all troublemakers will be added to "THE LIST"

P.S. Have a nice flight;)[;)

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Cross the runway while he's landing and stop to tie your shoelace so he has to do a touch and go over your head. Hence the nickname. That one cost many beers
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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Cross the runway while he's landing and stop to tie your shoelace so he has to do a touch and go over your head. Hence the nickname. That one cost many beers



Better to buy beer for the pilot, other jumpers, and DZO than to buy scotch for your orthopedic surgeon.

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"If any of you yokels touched my controls (and you know which ones I mean) without my consent I'd ban your happy ass from my plane...a long time ago in another life I was a PP SEL.
NO SCREWING WITH THE AIRCRAFT, JACKALS. YOUR LIFE IS IN THE PILOT'S HANDS UNTIL YOU EXIT."

I agree with HRHSkyPrincess here. If I'm the Pilot in Command, flying the plane, I am responsible for everyone aboard the plane, as well as for the plane itself! I am concentrating on the job of flying the plane, I don't need someone in the right seat, playing around, fucking with any of the controls. When I'm flying right seat (co-pilot) I don't bother the PIC, I let him do his job, and I assist him in any that I can. If any of you are actually doing this, (I assume that you all are kidding around about this, hopefully none of you are serious) regardless of how minor and harmless you think something might be, what if you do something that causes a problem. Let it happen, if I'm flying the plane, and it will be the last time your ever allowed to get aboard a plane that I am flying!
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